Funny / Vice (2018)

• The opening "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer admits that they can't know they got everything right, since Cheney is notoriously one of the most secretive people in Washington.
  Credits: But we did our fucking best.
• The credits fake-out midway through claims that Dick's heart is so healthy that he regularly runs ironman competitions.
• Dick Cheney's key ability, we are told, is being able to suggest outrageous things and make them seem reasonable by his tone of voice and demeanor. Cheney then suggests that the cabinet members put wigs on their dicks, go out onto the White House lawn, and use them as puppets.
  Cabinet member, seriously: I do like a good puppet show.
• Cheney asks Donald Rumsfeld what his core values and beliefs are. Rumsfeld’s response? He just laughs and laughs. For an uncomfortably long time. Then he slams the door in Cheney’s face, still laughing all the while.
• Cheney gets pulled away in the middle of the night for a highly classified military exercise to war game possible doomsday scenarios. As the group casually discusses hundreds of millions of casualties and inflicting more in a counter strike, the conversation gets slowly derailed as Rumsfeld asks for a deli platter to be brought in and people start placing orders and asking for certain ingredients to be left out.
• The narrator says that nobody has any way of knowing what the Cheneys said to each other the night before Dick decided to take George W. Bush up on his offer, noting that people in real life don't just launch into Shakespearian soliloquies. Cue Dick and Lynne launching into an extended, Shakespeare-inspired soliloquy - complete with Gratuitous Iambic Pentameter - where they make the fateful decision with all the grandiose spectacle they can muster. After this, we immediately cut to the more realistic depiction: namely, the two lying in bed, blank expressions on their faces, as Dick blandly mutters that he'll consider the offer.
• The narrator likening Cheney's gambit to use the Unitary Executive Theory to make himself effectively all-powerful to him becoming Galactus, devourer of worlds. The comparison is so out of left-field it earns some chuckles.