Funny / V/H/S/2

  • In Phase I Clinical Trials, when Clarissa tells Herman that she can hear her ghost uncle and Herman watches him, Clarissa immediately starts having sex with Herman to (presumably) squick her uncle out. Once Herman recovers and she's fallen asleep, he goes to the bathroom, looks in the mirror, and orders the scientists recovering the data to not watch it, but also send him a copy.

  • In A Ride in the Park, the protagonist after turning into a zombie goes and gnaws on a fellow zombie and immediately spits out the chunk of flesh as if disgusted. Even the other zombie looks mildly annoyed. Then the zombie protagonist gnaws on his wallet and immediately throws it away in disgust. Then he tastes a dying man's entrails and makes satisfied groans!!!
    • And when the victim calmly sits up, having zombified himself, he just looks between his partner and the protagonist with a look like "...were you just eating me?"
    • A Papa Wolf at the birthday party shelters a gaggle of little girls into a car to safety, all well fending off the zombified protagonist with a barbequing meat-fork. His apron proclaims, "Don't mess with the chef."

  • The ending of Safe Haven which also crosses into Nightmare Fuel. That goat thing saying Papa.