- In the Season 1 pilot, Carrie turning the tables on the gambling den boss by citing exact details about what one of his minions was doing when he wasn't looking.
- Al and Jay good-naturedly ribbing each other over fast cars.
- In "Line Up or Shut Up", after a chase on foot:
*Bad guy gets in his Ferrari, doesn't notice Carrie's already in the passenger seat*
Carrie: Shotgun. *points gun at the suspect*'
- In "Manhunt": Jay and Al are questioning a possible suspect.
Jay: And that's when we talked to the optometrist, whose name (holds up case) is stamped, right there. You've been going to see Dr. Ashford since you were thirteen.
Lawyer: This isn't how it looks.
- In "Omega Hour":
Eliot: Carrie, may I say how lovely you look?
Carrie: Oh, well thank you, Eliot.
Eliot: And your plus-one.
- In "New Hundred":
Carrie: I got you some balls. Coconut rice.
Give them to your new partner, Simms. He could use a pair.
(later, as Simms walks in, Al hands him the bag)
Have some balls.
- In "Cashing Out":
(is miffed; Carrie is contradicting his theory of the office worker having a romance with her supervisor) Why'd you step on my affair angle? I was getting signals from her. Carrie:
You were getting signals from her? Really? Were you also getting signals from her wife
- In "Throwing Shade":
Robert Bright: Your boss and I go way back. Yeah, we were once called "young punks" in the mayor's office, back in the day.
Carrie: Wow, "punk" is not a word I would associate with Eliot.
Robert: I have pictures.
- In "The Island", Eliot's complaints about the Tourism Board.
- In "True Identity", Eliot's remarks that one of the members of an exclusive dating group has sued the executive.