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  • One minor Black Comedy moment. Two soldiers have caught some looters stealing food.
    Soldier 1: [Indicates towards crisps among the loot] What flavour are they?
    Soldier 2: Prawn Cocktail.
    Soldier 1: Aye, they fucking would be!
  • Jimmy's father has the misfortune to be on the lavatory when the bombs start falling, causing him to pull up his trousers with a succinct "Bloody hell!"
  • Jane's pierced ears. It's nice to know that even in a post-nuclear apocalypse world, no girl or woman ever goes out without some sort of jewelry adorning them.
  • An anti-war protestor gets into an argument with a heckler. "Don't call me unpatriotic! I've been trying to get us out of the Common Market for years!"