- "Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed."
- Ain't it the truth!
- Jennifer, referring to Harry.
Jennifer: He looked exactly the same when he was alive, only he was vertical.
- Capt. Wiles after Dr. Greenbow trips over the body:
Wiles: Couldn't have had more people here if I'd sold tickets.
- Watching Arnie "discover" Harry's body.
Sam: Beat it, you little creep! [see's Jennifer's expression] I mean, hurry home, son!
- The Trouble with Harry... Is over.