Funny / The Immortal Thor

• In issue 4, Loki pops up after Storm and Thor have worked things out and apologizes for the time the original Loki brainwashed her.
  Loki: Please don't throw your hammer at me.
  Thor: Ororo? Throw your hammer at Loki.
  Storm: Now I trust your plan.
  Loki: Eep.
• From the same issue, during Storm and Thor's battle comes this particular jab at power-scalers:
  Thor: The question -nnhh- those like us are always asked. Who's stronger. Can I arm wrestle the Hulk? Run a race with Quicksilver? Challenge Willie Lumpkin in a contest of wiggling ears?
• Issue 6 has Thor snark, on hearing the various myths of Ullr, that humans have great knowledge of what they know nothing about.
• Issue 6:
  • Past Loki is not remotely invested in scary adventures in mysterious woods that weren't there a moment ago.
  Loki: Yes, what's not to love? Forests from nowhere, graveyard gates, terrifying creaks - surely this portends fun for all the family. I'm offski...
  • Past Thor's compelling argument for making Loki do what he wants: grabbing his ear whenever Loki objects... the same ear.
  Loki: At least switch to the other ear!
• In issue 7, as Loki and Thor try to squeeze under the door to Utgard, Loki claims Thor's too flabby, and blames his behind. Thor's response?
  Thor: Tis Asgard's behind.
  • Faced with the giant Utgard-Loki challenging them to a contest, Loki immediately speaks up before Thor and demands it be an eating contest. He's hungry. Before Thor can finish objecting, Utgard-Loki agrees, but says they both most take it.
    Loki: Better make it a drinking contest as well.
• The entire existence of The Roxxin' Thor, an In-Universe comic published by Roxxon starring their take on the God of Thunder: an A.I. spokesguru named "Chad Hammer" who fights against environmental activists taking their protests "too far" at the behest of the Roxxon version of Loki. It's so intentionally awful that it's hilarious.
• The Roxxin' Thor gets himself a Thememobile: the Thor-Truck, a truck made entirely of uru metal, that lacks mirrors or door handles, and goes nine miles to a gallon.
• The angry protestors wielding signs with the most half-hearted slogans ever made, including "DOWN WITH STUFF" and "Grr". They are, of course, minions of Loki, who supplied them with a whole banana skin to thwart Thor.
• Loki is defeated because while he can hide from Heimdall's eyes, he didn't account for his (literally) smelly protestors giving him away.