This could be both funny and creepy considering she's an Ax-CrazyBlack Widow: Constance's twisted wedding vows and phrases:
"In sickness, and in...wealth."
"As long as we...both shall live! *giggle*"
"Heeere comes the bri-ide!"
"We'll live-happily ever after!"
"You may now kiss the bride..."
"I do...I did!"
"For better or for...worse. *giggle*"
"Till death do us part!"
There are a few Marc Davis gags in the attraction, like the ridiculous opera valkyrie and the headless knight. The most notable of his concepts are the stretching portraits depicting normal scenes at the beginning, but revealing more creepy and unfortunate situations as the room lengthens.
The passed-out-drunk ghost under the ballroom table.
From the Hong Kong Disneyland version, Mystic Manor:
One of the visual gags in the "Mediterranean Antiquities" room. It is an animated painting, where a Roman family is dining outside, with a volcano in the background. The volcano erupts and the ash covers the family...and then they raise their arms and clink their glasses together!
Albert's squeals of terror sound adorable, and despite it looking lethal, all his misadventures in the exhibits are funny, from him ducking back into a cannon every time a Samurai tries to decapitate him, him screaming as the tikis pin him to the wall, and The Monkey King's statue creating a vortex and trying to suck Albert out. And even funnier, during that sequence, A chubby panda gets sucked out of its painting screaming and lands in another one.
There's also Albert yelling in annoyance as his fez gets caught on a sword at the end, the three singing knights, and the Oh Crap expression on the sarcophagus' face as the scarab beetles move closer to him.
Jim trying to get his son to just squash one little spider. And Megan stepping in totally deadpan and whacks the bug herself. Hilarity continues to ensue.
Michael: (about the spider) I don't wanna whack it, Dad!
Megan: (whacks spider) There. Ya happy?
Mr. Evers: No, I'm not happy! I'm trying to show Michael how important it is to whack your own spiders!
Megan: (walking away) Whatever.
In a slightly bizarre combination of funny and nightmare inducing,
Madame Leota: Dark spirits from the grave come forth. Lift us from the black. And show us, show us the way back.
Jim Evers: Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out!
In the same scene.
Jim Evers: I want to get out of here.
Madame Leota: Then you must look within.
Jim Evers: I don't want to look within, I want to look with out, haven't you been listening?
The scene where Jim finds his kids, but they want to stay and help the ghosts while he just wants to leave.
Megan: They're ghosts, Dad.
Jim: They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken, it didn't taste right.
Emma: (insulted, Emma turns into mist and re-appears right in front of Jim) Hey!
Mr. Evers obviouslycan't see the Hitchhiking Ghosts sitting in the carriage next to him...
Hitchhiking Ghost: I could swear he was looking right at me.
Ezra and Emma fighting over the reins while taking the Evers family to the crypt.
Emma: Move over.
Ezra: What are you doing?
Emma: If you keep driving, you'll kill us all.
Ezra: Well that's where you're wrong, because some of us are already dead. Ha-ha!
Just three words... The Singing Busts!
Busts: Do, do, do, do, do do!
Jim: Hey guys! Keep it down!
Busts: We'll Keep it down, We'll keep it down, Oh, Yes we will we'll keep it down. Oh, Were driving down a highway nowwww... And were trying, to, keep, it, DOWNNNNN!
"Must we continue to listen to the ramblings of a lunatic?"