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AVP: Requiem

The opening briefing at the beginning.
His decision to call the Predalien Chad.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

"Then he recieves a call from his "Oh-so-believable-girlfriend" Michaela. Who is detailing a motorcycle. Outside. With no protection. While laying on top of it. Just for the record, detailing a motorcicle looks like this◊. NOT like this”
Pointing out that the violent robots made of household appliances are small enough to be taken out by a bat or other blunt instrument, then remembering that this is a Michael Bay movie, so explosions are inevitable.
When Devastator is ensembled:
ERod: That is the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my life. NOTHING can ruin this moment.
Devastator has to giant balls hanging in it's crotch.
ERod: (About to say a oneliner and suddenly gives up) Nah, too easy.

The Last Airbender

Every time Aang gets kidnapped, a montage of people face palming is shown.
The imaginary conversation between James Cameron and M. Night Shyamalan over the movie's name.
- They compete by calling double-DIBS on "Avatar".
After watching Noah Ringer's performance, ERod has a horrified expression of disbelief and.
Miko Hughes' answering machine: Hello, this is, uh, former kid-actor Miko Hughes. I'm not in right now, so uh, leave a message.
ERod: Uhm... Hello, Miko Hughes. Uhm... You don't know me. My name is ERod, I'm the Blockbuster Buster. I want to sincerely apologise to you as you're no longer THE worst kid-actor in the movies that I review.
Also:
ERod: And Sohka hooks up with a... white-haired girl... Now. Other reviewers might want to exaggerate and say that these two characters have no chemestry. I disagree. I happen to think they have the chemestry of a rock and a piece of paper.

Push

Because ERod promised to not joke about Chris Evans' acting, he didn't find anything to make fun off. That's until Dakota Fanning appears and he bursts up laughing hysterically.
ERod's Dakota Fanning voice: "I'm like totally a superhero and shit. And I can like predict the future and I like keep all my predictions in my sticker-book."
- Tries to containg laughter again when Dakota Fanning tries to act drunk.
- And again when she appears with guns.
"And Dakota Fanning does what she does best: CRY ON CUE!"
Cry-on-Cue scene: "Bella chose Edward over Jacob"

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Paul W.S. Anderson is often voiced as a doofus.
Paul: "Duh, my wife knows kung-fu."
ERod: "I hate you..."
- (later)
Paul: "Zombies are cool."
ERod: "You're like Michael Bay Junior."
- (later)
Paul: "Did you know they discontinued Count Chocula?"
ERod: No, Paul. That's... very unfortunate.

Astroboy

Nicolas Cage voicing Astro's father.
Cage: (From the movie) It's gonna make it perfect! PERFECT!
ERod: All right, all right! Geesh!
And the return of Paul Anderson!
ERod: You just can't put cool visuals in a movie without explaining them. It just makes them look dumb. Who the hell suggested to stick this into the movie anyway?
Paul: "Duh, Applesauce tastes good with ketchup"
ERod: Go away!

The Return of Swamp Thing

ERod discovers that the fat kid is an even worse actor than Noah Ringer.
Noah Ringer's Voicemail: Hello. This is professional kid actor, Noah Ringer. I cannot talk on the telephone righ now, so leave a message.
ERod: Uhm, hello. This is ERod, and if this is the little kid from The Last Airbender, I'm calling to let you know that, believe it or not, you are no longer "The Worst Kid Actor in the movies that I've reviewed". Beat But you still sucked big crissy balls in The Last Airbender.
ERod then wishes for the monster to arrive and eat the fat kid.
ERod: Oh, god. I hope a man-eating monster attacks him.
(A monster appears on the door)
ERod: Yeah! Eat the fat one, he will be more filling.
(Swamp thing appears and stops the monster)
ERod: Yay, It's Swamp Thing. Uhm... Swampy, would you mind waiting until leech man eats the f-? (the brawl starts) You know, nevermind. Go ahead and kick his ass. Go Swamp Thing.

Atlantis

All of his parody "cameos".
"Angry Rod":
"It makes me ANGRY. Everybody see my special effects."
"That mildly annoys me"
"It makes me HUNGRY. I'm gonna eat me some tostadas."
"I'm slightly corncerned"
Also "Rod in the Shadows". First states shadow creatures prefer the darkness because it makes them mysterious and intriguing.
Rod in the Shadows: There's nothing pretentious about it, Critic. Shadows provide the kind of annonimity that makes you cool and irresistible to the ladies.
Rod in the Shadows: I'm SO freaking COOL
When "Blockbuster Critic" finishes:
Blockbuster Critic: (Stepping into the wall and hitting himself again) OH FUCK ME! WHY DO I SHOOT THIS THINGS IN SUCH A SMALL ROOM!!!
"Bust Brain"
"VISUALISM!!!"
This moment:
Spoon-e: {Laugh manically} Science! I’m here to destroy you, E-kara.
E-kara:{ Lisping} what are you doing? We not supposed cross-over for the twenty-seventh time until next week! Now get the hell out of my rum (room)!
Spoon-e: Okay, wait what did you say?
E-kara:{ lisping} Get out of my rum (room).
Spoon-e: And holding a bottle of?
E-kara:{ lisping} Rum.
Spoon-e: And this is a map of?
E-kara:{ lisping} Rum (Rome).
Spoon-e:( Giggle)
E-kara: What?
Spoon-e: Oh Nothing.
When getting to the "Take Over the World" expected gag.
Nostalgia Buster: (turns around like Bison) This gag is terribly overused!
"Cinema SRod"
Cinema SRod: Actually there isn't such a thing as an "Atlantis porn", but there is an "Alice in Wonderland porn", and boy, was that a lovely Tea Party.
In the last scenes:
E-kara: I am a GROWNUP! (punches the wall off camera) Huh. Rum.

Top 20 F*ed-Up Batman Returns Moments

"Bat-Fact!"
Point 13 being The Penguin's origin in the movie!verse.
The Penguin is abandoned by his parents as a baby, but it's OK. He's raised up by penguins. I'm going to say that again so it'll sink in, just in case it didn't register well the first time. HE IS RAISED BY PENGUINS! I've got nothing to add! Fucked up!
About the Penguin's parents throwing him into the river.
"So their solution is-OHMYGOD!!"
"Christopher Walken. Just... Christopher Walken. Trust me, I don't even have to explaing anything else."
Number 1 being when Batman let the Ice Princess fall from the rooftop and die. 10 minutes later, ERodis still crying from childhood trauma. 20 minutes later, ERod is still blank in depression. Only 45 minutes later, ERod is able to give a What the Hell, Hero? to Batman for not saving her.

Seed of Chucky

His breakdowns at the gross puppet-sex scenes (muted by his glass door).
- The first breakdown is caused by witnessing Chucky’s silhouette masturbating. ERod starts screaming in horror, rants for a moment, then starts screaming again.
- Second Breakdown: Chucky holds a cup with his own semen in front of Jennifer Tilly. ERod takes a break to look at the sky, calm down and reflect.
- When he thought he could endure more, Tiffany is about to impregnate Jennifer Tilly artificially. ERod starts crying outside.
He get's El Lover to do a recap of Bride of Chucky. When El Lover demands to know why ERod is making him watch all the kinky puppet love, ERod says that he didn't think El Lover would mind.
El Lover: Mira, hijo de tu madre...
When Chucky's sperm is traveling Tiffany's uterus, ERod is so disgusted that he even couldn't use his Look Who's Talking reference.

Twilight: Eclipse

The dialog resume:
Deadpan/Bella: Turn me into a vampire.
Whiney/Edward: Marry me first.
Deadpan/Bella: No.
Whiney/Edward: Why not?
Deadpan/Bella: Because then we won't have anything to do in the next sequels.
Returning, the Dakota Fanning Voice:
"Oh my God! I'm like totally gonna drink some blood and shit, and then I'm gonna drink me a Yoohoo."
ERod: Pfft. Must... contain... laughter...
- Later:
"OMG! The Jonas Brothers were SO ON last night. Oh, come on, you guys. I totally told you to turn what's-her-face into a vampire and shit. Now I'm gonna have to like punish you by making this random girl that you've never met do uncomfortable yoga poses." (This time around, ERod looses it.)
To spare his rage, he just threw a pencil through the characters' foreheads in the DVD case, especially when the vampires walk under water.
Also:
ERod: Shortly after convincing her dad of her virginity, Deadpan then proceeds to try to have sex with Whiney. While are you at it, don't you want to smoke some crack while setting a baby seal on fire???!!!
Has repeating the clip where Bella breaks her hand punching Jacob's face.
ERod: They should play this clip EVERY CHRISTMAS.
When Bella kissed Jacob, ERod gets pissed off since she got engaged to Edward less than 24 hours ago. ERod then starts calling a tattoo parlor to make her an appointment for a Tramp Stamp, to choose between horrible harlot or super skank.
At another of Edward and Jacob's pissing contests and Edward being, once again, a Crazy Jealous Guy...
ERod: (to Edward) Go do some sit-ups, you Jealous Douche.

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