10 Things Webkinz Do / Funny

Let us just say that you are almost guaranteed to laugh while watching this series.

10 Things You Should Never Let Your Webkinz Do:

Number 1 is to never let your Webkinz choose which roller coaster to go on. The roller coaster is literally just being dropped down the stairs.
"Number 5! I mean 4!"
"OKAY MOMMY I'M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL NOW!"
Number 6 is to never let your Webkinz control the camera. Complete with the camera being upside down.
"Woo, I'm strong!" "No you're not!"
"Number um...9!"

"And by you, I mean no one's home. Heh heh."
THAT WAS MY WIN! MY WIN, SQUIRT!
- MY WIN! Slap.
- LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT!
This:
Squirt: I TOTALLY WON THAT!
Kermit: AAUUGGGHHH! GET OUT!
Squirt: I'm serious, I won that.
Kermit: No, no no!
The "noisy and irritating music" bit.
- SHUT UP OVER THERE!
  - NO!!!
DON'T ATTACK HIS FACE!
Moose Webkinz: OH NO HE'S GOING AWAY!
Goggles Webkinz: It's a girl!
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THE STUDIO? GET OUTTA HERE!
"This is the part where he dies!"
- "Look at those body parts!"
Before Kermit can read the fifth item, the moose Webkinz interrupts him and asks for directions to the bathroom.
The Webkinz trashing the house.
- "I LIKE COOKIES!"
Bingo night!
- "WHAT DO I WIN?!?!?!?!"
After reading the eighth item, a random Webkinz falls on Kermit's head.
Squirt's "singing".
- I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD! YOU RUINED MY DREAMS!
Just like the previous item, after Kermit reads the ninth item, another random Webkinz falls on his head, and someone offscreen says "No, seriously, stop doing that."
The pillow fight.
The wrestling match. Especially when fans starting pouring in from the sides.
- I BROKE A FINGERNAIL!!!

The extended ending to the loud and irritating music.
STUPID FREDERICK! AAAAH!
They drink DRINKS that they're not supposed to DRINK...I MESSED UP!
- Kermit having a "I FOUND THE CHOCOLATE PUDDING!"-level voice-crack.
- Another Webkinz falling on Kermit's head.
- Do you know where the water fountain is?
- They drink-DERR!
Well, that-er, those-that-BRAAGGH! I MESSED UP! Did I mess up, Beary?
- Yes.
I'm a unicorn!

Squirt constantly interrupting Kermit.
- "These are the top ten reasons why I'm stupid!"
- "I'm being the cameraman!"
- "FINE! I HATE YOU! Stupid Kermit..."
The dog dad's Evil Laugh.
This:
Kermit: Number two-
Squirt: A butt!
The Zap Ball Deluxe!
MIDNIGHT NO LIKEY!
An evil lemur Webkinz cooking his friends in a pot they thought was a hot tub.
"Aw, SHUT UP OVER THERE!"
- My father has taught that violence...teaches you. Duh duuuuuuu-
This:
Kermit: Number seven: a friend.
Squirt: Kermit wished he had some!
"ARE YOU MOCKING ME AGAIN?!"
Socks!
- GET HIM!
The ending credits give us a lovely cover of "Deck the Halls" courtesy of Yoogi, Squirt, Kermit, and an unnamed polar bear Webkinz.

Obviously, Webkinz would use the internet to play Webkinz, but knowing this series, it was bound to go wrong.
- "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE ADOBE FLASH PLAYER?!"
- Another poor sap managed to get only eight KinzCash on the Wheel of WOW.
Golden Retriever Webkinz: Wha-eight?! Only eight?!
"Hey, is that popcorn?"
One Webkinz gets Rickrolled while searching for The Legend of Zelda cheats.
Coco and an unnamed frog Webkinz (not Kermit or Squirt) watching an older video in the series.
Frog Webkinz: Why are you watching your own videos?
This:
Offscreen Webkinz: Wikipedia is good for you! So is popcorn!
Kermit: SHUSH YOUR FACE!
Raff catches his friend looking at the Wiki page for Justin Bieber.
"Number six: They do their homework." (Beat) "NAH!"
The turtle watching cat videos.
I'M BUYING FRIENDS!!!
MY COMPUTER'S BEEN BROKEN!
OH NO IT'S A POPCORN METEOR SHOWER!!!
- That was very anticlimactic!

"Where's my parachute?"
- This bit:
Webkinz 1: I'm Spiderman, everybody!
Webkinz 2: How are you climbing on the ceiling?
"I'M GONNA SMASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL CAUSE IT'S SO MUCH FUN!!!"
GUITAR FIGHT!
- Are you okay? (Beat) I don't think he's okay. (Beat) MY PLAN WORKED! Da da da da da da DAAAAAA-
"Okay, so apparently I can't fly."
"Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO doo doo doo doo, what are they doing, they're stupiiiii-"