Funny: Tales of Hearts
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- At the beginning of the game. Shing's grandfather is named Zex Meteoryte. Just think about what that sounds like for a moment. And bear in mind that he's got to be like, what, sixty-odd? Averted in the dub where he takes more of a less-offensive-sounding name, Sydan.
- In the original DS version, having Shing, Hisui, and Kunzite participate in a very long (non-boss) battle will have all three guys naturally exhausted at the results screen. What makes this particular setup hilarious is that Shing is lying on the ground from sheer exhaustion.
- The descriptions of each party member in the army's wanted posters qualify. Of note is Innes's entry, which is extremely vague because the soldiers were too distracted by her jiggling to come up with a proper description.
- In the Vita remake, there's this scene where Chalcedny ends up as a waiter or sorts... And proceeds to freak out against cockroaches and centipedes like there's some massive army assaulting him.
- At one point Beryl tries to paint Kohaku's portrait. Commenting that there isn't much art in painting someone who is already beautiful, she gets Kohaku to stick her fingers up her nose and grimace. Hisui sends Beryl flying for it.
- On the skit where Kor wonders if Ines' foods all go to her chest, Kunzite quickly corrects that, saying that Lithia has been eating as much as Ines for 2000 years, and she's still completely flat chested. While explaining this, both Kor and Hisui walked away while Kunzite did not realize Lithia was silently walking towards him, obviously mad at the remark. Screen black out and cue Kunzite's scream of pain.
- There's a series of skits where everyone stole Hisui's Soma and started shooting out things towards him, all of it usually resulting shooting out a type of food they liked. Hisui being a Butt Monkey here is fine, but this is topped when they called in Chalcedny, and when he tried it... he instead shot out tons of centipedes, freaking everyone out.
After Battle Quotes
- As is natural in a Tales Game, many of the after battle quotes are hilarious.
- One involving Beryl, Shing, Hisui, and Gall has Gall say something cool, which the two boys praise him for. At which point Beryl points out Gall's fly is down, resulting in a Skyward Scream from Gall.
- Another from the same party has the three younger ones yell out that their greatest weapons are their Somas, resulting in Gall snarking at them for it.
- Chalcedny going Large Ham post-battle to beckon his enemies to become stains of his blade... just in time for Kohaku to remind that there's no enemies left. "Oh. Ahem."