- Little Ditcher's reaction to Warrior's plan to stop the logs from destroying Uptown Quay in Up River
Warrior: "I'll stick Little Ditcher across the river, he'll put his stakes down on the riverbed, then he won't move!"
Little Ditcher: No, I'll get smashed to bits instead!
- Grampus taking Bluenose away in Munitions
Grampus: "I've been used for a few strange jobs before, but never have I pulled in a switcher and taken away, a twitcher"
- Top Hat, the Snark Tug.
- The running "devious" joke in Sunshine.
- Billy Shoepack's Epic Fail in "Trapped:"
Billy: 3...2...1...FIRE!...... Wot's happened?
- "There's no garbage today!"
- In the finale episode we get this gem:
OJ: Got an idea between us?
Top Hat: No bright ones, OJ.
OJ: ...Anybody got a stupid one, then?
- When Top Hat wonders why he couldn't have been a liner instead: