Funny / T.U.F.F. Puppy

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• "LOOK WITH YOUR EYES, WOMAN!", from the Halloween episode.
• Dudley hallucinating in the heat in "Hot Dog".
  • Dudley making friends with a cactus, whom he names Andy.
  • Him imagining Kitty as a banana with a rooster head.
  • Him mistaking a tumbleweed for a mermaid on a unicycle.
  • This is soon followed by him deliriously singing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game".
• The entirety of "Super Duper Crime Busters", the countless highlights include...
  • Dudley constantly getting tasered.
  • Kitty's obsession with smoke bombs. "NOWHERE AND EVERYWHERE!"
  • Dudley accidentally stepping on the Chief.
    The Chief: "AH! My tiny spleen!"
    (Cut to an ambulance)
    Dudley: "STAY WITH ME, CHIEF! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!"
  • Dudley going through 478 takes to get his name right.
  • Dr. Apocalypse, 'nuff said.
• Kitty's terrible dancing in "The Rat Pack". "Okay, looks like you [Kitty] have a hornet in your pants."
• "He's also got a dash of billy goat, which I can't quite explain".
• "Hi, Mom. (Beat) Well they're supposed to sting, they're fire ants!"
• "Oh well, I appreciate a man with principle-NOW GET IN THE SACK!"
• When Dudley's figure skating disguise in "Chilly Dog" leads guys to buy him food at restaurants: "I am never taking this off!"
  • Also in that episode, he accuses the old lady turtle of being the criminal mastermind.
    Dudley: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, GRANDMA!!
    [the old turtle faints]
  • "Oh no! SOMEONE'S STEALING CIRCLES OF ICE!!"
• When The Chameleon throws a canister of helium at Dudley and Kitty, the former after inhaling it jokes that he's "Tiny Dudley", and he lives in a thimble and eats mini-mini waffles.
• "Watch Dog"
  • When Dudley and Kitty are racing to T.U.F.F. HQ to get the last chocolate donut, Dudley delays Kitty by sending her down the elevator to non-reserved visitor parking. Kitty reacts by screaming a Big "NO!" in a voice that sounds similar to Vicky.
  • One of the inventions Keswick has locked away is a flying waffle iron that sprays acid. Keswick admits that the acid-spraying is all it does and that it can't make waffles.
  • The Snapbots arresting Dudley for doing various things without pants on.
    Snapbot: You're in violation of Snaplaw 26: no pantsless dogs can talk in slow motion while holding shiny objects.
    Dudley: Wow, that's a weirdly specific law.
  • At the end of the episode, Dudley uses the watch one last time to catch the ice cream man. He succeeds, but finds he's now wearing a pair of jeans and has no idea how they work.
• "Sorry, [insert character's name]. Or should I call you... THE CHAMELEON??" (hitting whoever with Kitty)
  • "Stop using me to hit people, Dudley! Or should I call you... THE IDIOT??" (Kitty bangs Dudley's head)
• "No, Mr. I-only-have-one-idea-and-I-keep-repeating-it!"
• The Really Big Mission episode, where The Chameleon turns into a cup holder. "Yay, I'm helping!"
  • "Who puts tiny scorpions in a pen?!"
  • Dudley drilling a hole through the Earth, causing it to emit a whistling sound as it rotates.
  • The Chief trying to hit Dudley with the "Fist-In-The-Box" only for him to miss, and the fist to rebound off of the walls and knock a shelf full of anvils on him.
  • The Chameleon tries to sing about how happy he is, but Snaptrap interrupts him and tells him singing is prohibited. Later, something similar happens with the roles reversed.
• In "Quack in the Box", Dudley throws a ton of greasy fast-food resturant boxes on the T.U.F.F. agents.
• Important people getting thrown out in "Dog's Best Friend".
  Keswick: That was my ticket out of this freak show! I mean, I was gonna buy you guys a beach house.
  • If you pause Snaptrap's Dance Acadamy letter, it reads: "Dear Verminious, we would like to offer you full scholarship! Ah Blah, Blah, Blah blah yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."
• "Pup Daddy" reveals Keswick's evolutionary cycle, where when he gets hit by his youth gun and ages backwards he enters his teenage years and looks the same as he always does, except he has an ink-secreting spiked lizard tail which he claims will eventually break off and become another Keswick and they'll fight to the death. His child stage is a platypus which shoots barbs when he hiccups, his infant stage is a tadpole, and when he gets hit by the ray after Dudley puts it in reverse his senior stage is a jellyfish.
  Dudley: (in response to Keswick saying they have a problem) I'll say; your stupid barbs cracked the windshield, and this is a rental!
• "Involuntary skipping!"
  • "UNCONTROLLABLE WEEPING!"
    • "And a SUDDEN CRAVING FOR PICKLES!"
• "Our zombie army of zombies! Who are zombies!
• The part of "Freaky Spy-Day" where Kitty looks at herself in the mirror to realize she switched brains with Dudley:
  Kitty: (in Dudley's body) That lame brian meant brains. DUDLEY!!
• Also in "Share-a-Lair"...
  Snaptrap: That's "schmoodled", for 370 points.
  Larry: That's not a word! Use it in a sentence!
  [Snaptrap blasts Larry with a raygun]
  Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry.
  • Dudley prank calling Snaptrap with the names Anita Bath and I.M. Stinky.
• "Till Doom Do Us Part" brings us the Belligerent Romantic Tension between Dudley and Kitty ramped up to new levels, not the least bit because they have to pretend to get married to capture Snaptrap. As the two descend into another of their slap fights, the Chief delivers this gem:
  Chief: Knock it off, you two! You can fight after you're married, like everyone else!
  • Kitty singing off-key to "Danny Boy" while getting the lyrics wrong.
• In "Mall Rat", when Snaptrap claims to have given up evil, he says he'll prove it by drowning T.U.F.F. in a tidal wave of molten cheese, before realizing that he's reading an old speech.
  • The chubby-cheeked, sad-eyed little chipmunk (or squirrel?) girl calling Kitty a "mean lady".
  • Kitty and Dudley's victory dance at the end of the episode after the Chief rewards them with a pretzel and a pair of sunglasses for foiling Snaptrap's plan.
    Kitty: My instincts... were awesome!
    Dudley They're lucky... we saved them!
    Kitty: I get the glasses, you get the pretzel.
    Dudley: No, I want... the glasses! The pretzel... is stale!
• In the opening sequence, when Dudley crashes on Kitty.
• The children's show scene from "Iron Mutt":
  Dudley: Can you find the letter A?
  (the letter A appears and gets shot)
  Dudley and Kitty: We did it! We did it!
• "A Doomed Christmas"
  • The Chief dresses as Santa Claus at T.U.F.F. HQ and offers to have T.U.F.F. agents sit on his lap. Much to his misfortune, the first person to take the offer is T.U.F.F. agent Jumbo (an elephant). After barely recovering from being crushed by her butt, he is then smothered by a whale agent.
    Agent Moby: I have a long list.
  • Snaptrap blowing a raspberry at an old woman after stealing her purse.
  • Snaptrap apparently having never heard of Christmas before due to his life of villainy.
  • Bird Brain constantly protesting that he's only 23 after everyone calls him old.
  • Snaptrap, Bird Brain and the Chameleon breaking into Santa Claus's workshop.
    Snaptrap: Trick or treat!
    Santa: I know you guys! You're on my naughty list!
    Bird Brain: And you are on our "people to lock up in a closet and steal all their toys" list!
    Santa: Aren't you a little old for toys? (the villains point ray guns at Santa and the elves)
    Bird Brain: Wrong answer, jelly belly!
• "Dudley Do-Wrong"
  • Snaptrap calls Dudley by mistake while trying to contact his Aunt Janice.
    Snaptrap: Aunt Janice, it's Snaptrap! I don't know what your deal is, but I got this birthday card you sent, and there wasn't any money in it!
    Dudley: Wrong number, Snaptrap!
    Snaptrap: Don't play games with me, you cheapskate! Snaptrap out!
  • Dudley's reason for liking Mayor Teddy Bear.
    Dudley: I love Mayor Bear! He painted all the fire hydrants in town bright orange so you can find them at night— (sees Keswick, the Chief and Kitty are staring at him) —I mean, I use the public restrooms like everybody else!
• "Love Bird"
  • Bird Brain names his latest invention the Lovey-Dovey Kissy Smoochy Gun, which he admits isn't a very scary name.
  • With his newest minion Holey Cow present, Bird Brain makes it clear his exasperation at his henchmen misunderstanding his exclamations.
    Bird Brain: Remind me to hire a henchman named Everyone Jump into the Woodchipper!
  • The Chief and Dudley's shouting match when Dudley gets onboard Bird Brain's jet while under the affects of the love gun.
    Chief: You are grounded for life, little missy!
    Dudley: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
    Chief: ACTUALLY, YES I AM!
• "Agent of the Year"
  • Snaptrap announces a plan to blow up the public pool in protest of adult swim.
    Larry: But Snaptrap, you are an adult!
    Snaptrap: Not emotionally, Larry! (knocks Larry away by tugging at his swim goggles and letting go) See? An adult would never do that!
  • When Dudley and Kitty resort to breaking the tie for most arrests by apprehending innocent people, Kitty goes after the little chipmunk girl, who is selling lemonade.
    Chipmunk Girl: You want some lemonade?
    Kitty: No, I want some justice! You're under arrest for selling lemonade without a permit!
    Chipmunk Girl: You really need help.
• "T.U.F.F. Break Up"
  • Everything about the Overbear, especially the fact that he has to mooch off his sister after losing his job and his habit of claiming children's balls thrown at him as his own before destroying them.
  • Bird Brain's henchmen are shown throwing darts at his picture. It seems that they are as annoyed by the way their boss treats them as he is by their habit of misunderstanding his exclamations.
  • After hearing that the Overbear's plan involves a mind-controlling condiment called Obey-A-Naise, the Chief remarks that this is the worst name for a mind-controlling condiment he's ever heard. After Kitty brings up that Snaptrap wanted to call Bird Brain's mind-controlling mustard "mind-tard", the Chief retracts his statement.
  • The Overbear gives himself up after Dudley promises that he'll get cable while incarcerated.
• In "Hide and Ghost Seek", Mayor Teddy Bear confesses that his first name actually is Mayor and that he was never really elected.
• "Great Scott"
  • Dudley thinks that everyone in Scotland is named Scott.
  • When he runs into Snaptrap and Larry, Dudley calls Snaptrap "Scott Trap" and Larry "Scott Number Two". In response, Snaptrap remarks that he calls Larry "Number Two" as well because he's poop. For the rest of the episode, Snaptrap continues to call Larry "Poop".
• "Snappy Campers": After Dudley prevents the other campers' canoes from sinking, Kitty switches the sign on a fork in the river from the right to the left and tricks D.O.O.M. into going astray, which leads to this exchange:
  Snaptrap: "Hear that roar? It's the crowd cheering us on as we cross the finish line!"
  Ollie: "Actually I think that's the roar of a large, deadly waterfall."
  Snaptrap: "That's stupid. Why would a waterfall cheer us on?"
  [D.O.O.M. falls down the waterfall]

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