Funny / TUGS

  • Little Ditcher's reaction to Warrior's plan to stop the logs from destroying Uptown Quay in Up River
    Warrior: "I'll stick Little Ditcher across the river, he'll put his stakes down on the riverbed, then he won't move!"
    Little Ditcher: No, I'll get smashed to bits instead!
  • Grampus taking Bluenose away in Munitions
    Grampus: "I've been used for a few strange jobs before, but never have I pulled in a switcher and taken away, a twitcher"
  • Top Hat, the Snark Tug.
  • The running "devious" joke in Sunshine.
  • Billy Shoepack's Epic Fail in "Trapped:"
    Billy: 3...2...1...FIRE!...... Wot's happened?
  • "There's no garbage today!"
  • In the finale episode we get this gem:
    OJ: Got an idea between us?
    Top Hat: No bright ones, OJ.
    OJ: ...Anybody got a stupid one, then?
    • When Top Hat wonders why he couldn't have been a liner instead: