Funny: Tutenstein

  • In "Near Dead Experience":
    Tut: See, your body is trying to expel the hostile demon that's possessed it!!
    Cleo: Yeah, the great demon called Snot.
    • Tut noticing Cleo's chicken soup.
    Tut: What is this yellow pond with the floating dead chicken?
    Cleo: My mom's special cure.
    Tut: Animal sacrifice? Amateurs! [throw the bowl out the window] That will not save you from your impending doom!
    Cleo: At least I don't have to eat it.
    Cleo: Luxor, stop him from freaking out.
    Luxor: Why certainly. Are there any other miracles you like me to perform while I'm at it?
  • In "Green Eyed Mummy":
    • Professor Bedhety's denial of any involvement in the wooly mammoth's disappearance.
    "I'm completely 100% irresponsible!"
  • A majority of the episode "Cleo's Catastrophe".
  • In the first episode, when Tut wakes up, it leads to this exchange.
    Luxor: It's alive! It's....a kid?
    Tut: Nice to meet you, where's the bathroom, I really got to go. Got to go, got to go got to go.... (runs for the bathroom)
    Cleo: (gasps)