Funny: Superman vs. the Elite

  • The cheesy Superman cartoon at the beginning of the film.
    Lois: Wow. Never occured to me that the S stood for "silly".
    Clark: It wasn't that bad!
    Lois: When have you ever said "Crime doesn't pay"?
    (Clark awkwardly smiles)
    Lois: *Sigh* Well, you can take the kid out of the corn field...
  • Lois Lane getting kicked out of the British intelligence office.
    Lois: I got the message, agent Double-o-Useless!
  • Menagerie's inability to stay focused whenever Superman is around.
    Manchester Black: Pam, I'm handing out ultimatums, please keep it in your pants.
  • Black Comedy for sure, but there's something incredibly funny about Superman pimpslapping Black.
  • This exchange between the Elite as they prepare to take on Superman
    Coldcast: I call kneecaps.
    Hat: Spine.
    Pam: Other.
  • This conversation in the fortress of solitude:
    Robot: The metahumans designated the Elite are not anywhere within the range of our scanners, Kal-El. Their message was downloaded through a post-dimensional probability channel.
    Lois Lane: I think my phone has an app for that.
    Superman: It means they're hiding between dimensions. Impossible to track.
    Robot: Though we are currently processing 3,500,405 Internet hits on the Elite.
    Superman: How many of them are informational?
    Robot: Zero.
    Lois Lane: How many of them contain the phrase: "These guys rock"?
    Robot: Two million, eight hundred thousand- (gets cut off by Superman)
  • Superman's reaction to Pam's surprise kiss. Followed immediately by Lois' pissed off reaction.