Funny / Stuart Little

Stuart Little

  • "We do not eat family members."
  • Monty's reaction about Stuart being part of the family.
    Monty: Aren't you gonna run?
    Stuart: Why?
    Monty: Because you're a mouse.
    Stuart: I'm not just a mouse. I'm also a member of this family.
    Snowbell: Oh, no.
    Monty: A mouse with a pet cat.
    Monty: (rolls over laughing) A mouse with a pet cat!
    Stuart: I guess that is pretty funny.
    Monty: Pretty funny?! I'm gonna wet my fur! A mouse with a pet cat!
    (Stuart begins laughing as well)
    Monty: (to Snowbell) Your new little master! Wait till the boys hear about this.
    Snowbell: Oh, the humiliation!
    (Both Monty and Stuart are in hysterics)
    Snowbell: (to Stuart) I'm gonna kill you!
  • When Stuart begs Snowbell to turn off the washing machine he's trapped in, Snowbell's response?
    Snowbell: Why would I turn it off? It's my favorite show.
  • Detective Phil talking with the Little about Stuart
    Detective Phil: Ya want it straight?
    Mrs. Little: Absolutely not.
    Detective Phil: (surprised) Oh that case...(smiling) Stuart's probably home right now waiting for you!
    Mr. and Mrs. Little exchange looks and turn back to Detective Phil.
    Mrs. Little: Okay, I think maybe we need to hear it...straighter than that.

Stuart Little 2

  • Snowbell, after Stuart's car overheats.
    Snowbell: I'm telling you, Stuart, it's a sign. This is just like the Burning Bush... except it's a carburetor, and... I'm not Moses.
  • Snowbell and Margalo's miscommunication when the falcon has trapped her under a can.
    Margalo: Snowbell? Is that you? Is that really you?
    Snowbell: Margalo? Where are you?
    Margalo: In the can.
    Snowbell: Oh, okay. I'll wait.
    Margalo: No! In the paint can!
  • When Margalo first meets Snowbell.
    Margalo: Hi, there!
    Snowbell: [screams, startled] AAAAAAAH!
    Margalo: Sorry, didn't mean to...scare you.
    Snowbell: Scare me? That's a laugh! Haha. Hear that? That was a laugh. [starts hissing at Margalo, then coughs] Hairball! Major hairball! And yet, we continue to lick ourselves. Unbelievable.
  • When the Littles discover that Mrs. Little's ring is missing, they think it's fallen down the drain. While Mrs. Little calls a plumber, Stuart suggests to go after it and George and Mr. Little lower him in just as Mrs. Little arives at the scene.
    Eleanor Little: What's going on here? (George and Mr. Little stare innocently at her and whistle.)What's on the end of that string?
    Frederick Little (nervously): Don't panic, but someone you love has decided to go down the sink drain to retrieve your ring.
    Eleanor Little: Stuart?!
    George Little: Good guess, Mom.
    Frederick Little: Now, now, Eleanor, don't get upset. If there's a problem, I simply pull this string and— (The string breaks, Mrs. Little gasps) Well, now you can be upset.
  • Stuart after a newspaper falls on top of him.
    Stuart: Oof! Hey, look! The Yankees won!