Funny: Strike Back

  • The first episode of Shadow Warfare has Stonebridge trolling Scott by way of warning him about Candiru while they're trekking through the Colombian jungle. Martinez later points out that Candiru are native to the Amazon, which earns Stonebridge a smack from Scott.
    • It needs to be quoted to be appreciated in full:
    Scott: What the fuck was that?
    Stonebridge: Probably a candiru.
    Scott: What the fuck's that?
    Stonebridge: The little fish that swims up your cock and drinks your blood. You can't get it out. It's got barbs.
    Scott: You fucking kidding me?
    Stonebridge: No mate.
    Scott: We got a vaccine for that?
    Stonebridge: Nothing to worry about, mate. 'Cause it'll never find your tiny cock.
    Scott: Fuck you. I want to get out now. D:
    Martinez: Candiru are native to the Amazon. This is Colombia.
    • Same episode has a brief return of the "go on zero or on one" argument from the last season.
  • The second episode gives us Scott's apparent glee at finally being able to rob a bank (which is not a bank, in fact, but a stock exchange building), and Stonebridge's understandable lack of enthusiasm, along with this conversation:
    Martinez: This is Colombia. The police are never the first people you call.
    Scott: No, everyone knows it's Ghostbusters.
    Stonebridge: You're a twat.
    • Raoul Gomez's heart attack in the building's vault also yields some funny dialogue. Bonus points for Scott's Percussive Maintenance actually being an effective revival technique:
    Rebekah: You've given him heart attack!
    Scott: I didn't fucking mean it!
  • Episode 6 of Shadow Warfare, in which Scott goes to get the diamonds he and Stonebridge took appraised.
    Scott: [after hearing how much the diamonds are worth] Fuck me.
    Scott: S-sorry.
  • Episode 10 of Shadow Warfare. Scott and Stonebridge are bound and hooded in a van, being sent for execution... and they still take the time to argue on whether they act on the count of "three" or "go". In Morse Code. Seeing their fingers tapping each other's hands and wriggling agitatedly is hilarious.
    • Even better, they're rehashing the argument from last season.
    • Same episode. Despite pursuing terrorists, Stonebridge still takes the time to chide Scott over his language:
    Scott: Fuck you pull over, right now!
    Stonebridge: Say "please".
    Scott: *gives Stonebridge an incredulous WTF look* Please fuck you pull over, right now!