Funny / Streets Of Rage Saga

  • Cygnus Threshold: What's Busta's response to Beano's fate of being impaled by a surfboard whilst in the midst of a car chase with Adam and Axel in hot pursuit?
    Busta: Wipe-out.
  • Origins, the second story in the saga, has a scene where Blaze invokes Distracted by the Sexy on two security guards at the facility she and Axel are infiltrating.
    Guard 1: Hey, wait up, honey!
    Guard 2: You crazy? Mr. X will chew you a new asshole if he catches you gone.
    Guard 1: It'll only take a minute.
    Guard 2: Mr. X—
    Guard 1: Fuck Mr. X!
    Guard 2: Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather fuck her. Come on.
    (Axel proceeds to sneak up behind both of them and knock them unconscious)
    How could men be so stupid?
  • There's some dark comedy in how Jerrin is executed in the 2014 revision of Origins. He reports Blaze's escape and return to/siege on Edgemont hospital to Mr. X, who then invites Jerrin to join in his midnight steak dinner, offering the doctor a bite and...Shiva shoots Jerrin in the head with a supressed pistol. The comedic part is the obvious plastic sheet that is pointed out lying on thr floor, which X claims is because he was having painting done. Of course the sheet is to wrap Jerrin's corpse in.
  • Axel doesn't seem too impressed by Onihime and Yasha when they (and Shiva) have him at their mercy and are about to give him the Hummingbird treatment.
    Axel: Who're the chicks?
    Shiva: Shhh. Don't make them mad with sexist comments like that.
    Axel: My mistake. Who're the pleasant-looking Oriental psychopaths?
  • Shadow Hand sees the group having to infiltrate a very seedy nightclub in search of Syndicate big wig Ash...while wearing some very uncompromising, leather and PVC-ridden disguises. This includes Joe Musashi and Zan.
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