Funny: Puzzle Quest

In Challenge Of The Warlords:
Drong: What's a Queen Gwendholyn? Can Drong eat it?
Player Character: NO!
  • From the same game:
Ogre Mage: In order to stop Gralkus [the Great Orc about to declare war on the Dwarves], you must BE Gralkus.
Player Character: What does that mean? Am I supposed to dress up as an Orc or something?
  • Once again from Puzzle Quest 1, when your character asks one question too manynote :
Red-Axe: Enough! Your first trial should be the Trial of the Closed Mouth, but you would fail that before we had even begun.
Player Character: Sorry...
  • Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords has one during the ending. After defeating Bane, the God of Death, the game remembers that one of your companions is an Extreme Omnivore...
    Drong: Mmmmm...
    You: Drong - no. You can't eat Bane!
    Drong: Why not?
    You: He was the God of Death - I don't think that would be good for you.
    Drong: But you say to Drong he can eat the next God he find.
    You: Yeah...well...okay, then.