[[folder:Challenge of the Warlords]]
* Almost any conversation with Drong fits the bill.
--> '''Drong:''' What's a Queen Gwendholyn? Can Drong eat it?
--> '''Player Character:''' [[BigNo NO]]!
* Are you a DeadpanSnarker or just really confused? Sometimes it's both.
--> '''Ogre Mage:''' In order to stop Gralkus [the Great Orc about to declare war on the Dwarves], you must BE Gralkus.
--> '''Player Character:''' What does that mean? Am I supposed to dress up as an Orc or something?
* When your character asks one question too many[[note]]about how fighting wyverns will help him/her learn axefighting techniques[[/note]]:
--> '''Red-Axe:''' Enough! Your first trial should be the Trial of the Closed Mouth, [[DeadpanSnarker but you would fail that before we had even begun]].
--> '''Player Character:''' Sorry...
* And let's not forget this one during the ending. After defeating Bane, the [[PhysicalGod God of Death]], the game remembers that one of your companions is an ExtremeOmnivore...
-->'''Drong:''' Mmmmm...
-->'''Player Character:''' Drong - no. ''You can't eat Bane!''
-->'''Drong:''' Why not?
-->'''Player Character:''' He was the God of Death - I don't think that would be good for you.
-->'''Drong:''' But you say to Drong [[CallBack he can eat the next God he find]].
-->'''Player Character:''' Yeah...well...okay, then.