Funny / Platoon

  • This exchange between Barnes and Junior.
    Barnes: Martin, get your boots on. And the next time I catch you spraying skeeter repellent on your fucking feet, I'm gonna court-martial your nigger ass.
    Junior: Well, then court-martial me, motherfucker! Bust my ass. Send me to fucking Long Binh! You do your fucking worst! You white folks have got your last klick out of Junior!
    Barnes: O'Neill, get me that centipede. Yeah, that long, hairy, red and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. I'm gonna put it in this boy's crotch, see if he can walk.
    O'Neill: I remember now.
    Junior: [panicked] Hey! Now hold up, man! You just hold up and wait, all right?! Fuck it! I'll walk! I'll fucking walk, man!
  • Dale Dye's commentary on the DVD release. Cool Old Guy plus Retired Badass plus Deadpan Snarker is a recipe for something fantastic.