* This exchange between Barnes and Junior.
-->'''Barnes''': Martin, get your boots on. And the next time I catch you spraying skeeter repellent on your fucking feet, I'm gonna court-martial your nigger ass.
-->'''[[MilesGloriosus Junior]]''': Well, then court-martial me, motherfucker! Bust my ass. Send me to fucking Long Binh! You do your fucking worst! You white folks have got your last klick out of Junior!
-->'''Barnes''': O'Neill, get me that centipede. Yeah, that long, hairy, red and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. [[GroinAttack I'm gonna put it in this boy's crotch]], see if he can walk.
-->'''O'Neill''': I remember now.
-->'''Junior''': ''[[[OhCrap panicked]]]'' Hey! Now hold up, man! You just hold up and wait, all right?! [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] it! I'll walk! I'll fucking walk, man!
-->'''O'Neill''': [[LampshadeHanging Fucking pussy, man]].
* Dale Dye's commentary on the DVD release. CoolOldGuy plus RetiredBadass plus DeadpanSnarker is a recipe for something fantastic.