Some of Woody Allen's best one liners are in the film.
- Allan hits on a proto-Goth girl at a museum.Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night? - Allan talking to his ex.Nancy: My lawyer will call your lawyer.
Allan: I don't have a lawyer. Have him call my doctor. - Allan: I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?
- This classic exchange after "Bogart" feeds him a line.Allan: "I have met a lot of dames, but you are REALLY something special."
Linda: Really?
Allan: (aside, grinning like a loon) She bought it!
