Funny / Phelous 2015 Episodes

The True Story of Puss 'n Boots

• Benzaie starts the review by telling the audience that he's holding Phelous, Lupa and Brad hostage to review this movie.
• The start of the movie.
  Narrator: "I witnessed an incredible story, one I've decided to tell to children young and old."
  Phelous!Narrator: "And that's why I'm currently serving 5 life sentences."
• Brad describing Catner's voice as "Winnie the Pooh getting fucked in the ass". Funnily enough, the xylophone music playing when he first appears in the review almost sounds like the Winnie the Pooh theme.
• The cuts to Lupa's cat Ash next to a pair of boots.
• A fake ending where due to the windmill's structure, it suddenly breaks off and falls into the water.
• The return of Fat Grandma, as demanded by Phelous, Lupa and Brad.
• When the evil chamberlain steps outside, he catches on fire, which makes the queen want to eat him. ^note The movie implies that the royal family are cannibals due to grinding liars up into meat.

Dragon Ball: The Path To Power

• Running Gag of inserting the infamous Never Say "Die" edits from the Ocean Dub of DBZ whenever a character dies.
• The shots at Dragon Ball GT he made throughout the review.
• "YAMCHA THE MOST SIRO DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTER!"
• Goku:"What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?"
  Phelous: Fanny?! Goku, you realize you can't say that! In England! Therefore you can't say it anywhere! Besides, over there it means cun-
• Phelous making a small joke about that Dragon Ball would never do some convoluted time travel storyline after using a joke from Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time, then pops out a toy version of the time machine in the Cell Saga.

Planet of the Turtloids

• "Stop Breaking the Fourth Wall, April, it's only funny when Raphael does it."
  • And then, three seconds later: "Stop breaking the fourth wall, Raphael, it's only funny when April does it."

Dragon Ball Z: Top 15 Funniest Alternations & Censoring

• "And here's the cherry on top of the evacuation sundae."
• "We could handle main character's getting 'Next Dimensioned', but random people? They just escaped on their parachutes, because it's Sunday."
• After the credits:
  Nappa "Vegeta! what does the scouter say about his power level?"
  Phelous!Vegeta "Too bad it's sunday! I would've said an overused meme tomorrow."
• (deadpan) "Trigger warning, guys: tears. Oops, was too late on that one."
• One of the more ridiculous edits include cutting out Yajirobe picking his nose. The addition ends with Phelous picking his own nose, which causes the screen to be blurred out, a Censor Box is placed over his face and a pop-up claiming that the rest of the countdown is canceled.
  Phelous!Vegeta: [while the clip of Yajirobe picking his nose is seen] Too bad it's Sunday. That nose would have been filled-up tomorrow!

Alice in Wonderland

• The second time Alice visits the hallway with the doors, the movie recycles so much animation from earlier, that Phelous fabricates a scenario of her getting trapped in a "Groundhog Day" Loop.
• Four words: Old Man in Wonderland.
• Phelous's reaction to seeing a cartoon caterpillar that looks freakishly like himself. "Well... I always wondered what I would look like as a high-as-fuck caterpillar."
• "Gruesome murders...in Wonderlaaaand".

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys

• When Hermie and Rudolph are crossing a lake, Phelous jokingly suggests this actually is the Styx, and will lead to his favourite movie: Rudolph Goes to Hell. Which will then lead to Rudolph Vs Frosty.
  "Whoever wins... we'll forget."
• "Hermie banged the Tooth Fairy. Never forget."
• This:
  Phelous!Rudolph: All your equipment's destroyed, Hermy.
  Phelous!Hermy: DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!
• The Whoopi Iceberg.

Magic Gift of the Snowman

• When Landon reveals the snowman to his sister:
  Phelous!Emery: Wow! Thank you for the personal creeper outside my window.
  Phelous!Landon: Oh don't worry, Em, he's just going to watch EVERYTHING YOU DO!
• Phelous notes just how silly the "If she can make it to Christmas" diagnosis is, so he has the parents seek a second opinion. And who do they consult, you ask...?
  Old Man: Your daughter got all wet from the snow! She's completely useless now!
  Phelous!Dad: ...Oh, alright, we'll go with the "magical Christmas" diagnosis.
• His reactions to unsettling things in the film such as the implications of the power the princess' smile holds, Snowden being a Jerkass to the kids, the villain being modeled off of the Crypt Keeper and who burns to death in the end.
  Phelous: Half the time I went to write horrible responses for Snowden to say for this review, he would straight-up say them in the movie anyway!
• Phelous' reaction to hearing that the Charlatan snuck into Princess Electra's room at night and stole her smile.
  Phelous: Oh, shit. I don't think I'm gonna like how he makes her lose her smile...(Rape Horn plays)

To All A Good Night

• The Running Gag of Santa Jeans.
• "Why are you filming me?"
• While it's obvious the replacement house mother is the killer, the movie went ahead and stuck a picture of the dead girl above her workstation. Phelous gives an appropriate reaction.
• The milk gag:
  Nancy!Phelous: "Did you drink your milk yet?"
  Housekeeper!Phelous: "Why are you being so suspicious?"
  Nancy!Phelous: "'cause it's not drugged!"
  beat
  Nancy!Phelous: "JUST DRINK IT! LIKE THIS!"
  Nancy drinks the milk
  Nancy!Phelous: "Oh shit."
• "Yes! Yes! Put it in my neck wound!"
• Phelous showing off how one composes music called 'Getting Sick On The Keyboard'.
• Santa: "Ain't I a stinker?"
• Phelous turning Alex into a math-obsessed dork.
• Phelous can't take Detective Polansky and his men seriously.

  Nancy!Phelous: "Hey, wait! Did you say chief of police or piece of chileef?"
  Polansky!Phelous: "That doesn't even make any sense. See how plaid my jacket is? I am totally the piece of chileef!"

• The various taglines for the movie.
• "I'm your bitch-ass holiday boyfriend now, Nancy!"

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