Funny / Oasis

• This lyric from "She's Electric" from (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
  She's got a cousin
  In fact, she got 'bout a dozen
  And she's got one in the oven
  but it's got nothing to do with me
• From the Beady Eye song "Wigwam": I'm coming up!"
• A lot of the Gallaghers' interviews.
• From the Familiar To Millions live album: Liam gets through a difficult part of the "Roll With It" lyrics and immediately declares: "How many fuckin' years? I finally got it right!"
• This lyric from "Digsy's Dinner" off of Definitely Maybe
  What a life it would be
  If you would come to mine for tea
  I'll pick you up at half past three
  And we'll have LASAAAAAAAAGNE
• This lyric from "Hung In A Bad Place" from Heathen Chemistry
  Yeah, the times come and gone
  And I know where I'm from I can be so
  It's hasta manyana
  You're on your own banana skin, feel now
• The music video collection Time Flies: 1994-2009 includes a Noel Gallagher commentary track for every video, and he's frequently, hilariously blunt about his dislike for the featured videos and/or songs. Here are two representative comments, both regarding the somewhat lengthy, Surreal Music Video for "All Around the World":
  "If anybody's listening to this at home, be advised to probably, fuckin' go and mow the garden or sommat, because this goes on for fuckin' ages... And ages"
  "Is that man with... legs made of sausages? That's not real!"
  • And one from "Don't Look Back in Anger":
  "You know, a guy actually said to me on this video shoot, 'Can we do that bit again, but can you do it with a bit more energy in your eyes?' (long silence) ...I still have no idea what he meant by that, to this day... I don't know, do you want me to fuckin' stare at you like a fuckin' serial killer? I don't know. Nonsense." ^note  as one youtube commenter points out, Noel was wearing dark sunglasses throughout the "Don't Look Back In Anger" video, so no one could see his eyes anyway... Although, maybe this was done as a compromise after Noel couldn't get the right amount of "energy" in his eyes
• Oh, check fucking them out! NSFW
  • Liam requested that a girl show her breasts on the big screen on stage, and when a girl did, the crowd went nuts and Liam and Noel praised the girl and her breasts enthusiastically.
• Their hilarious performance of "Roll with It" on Top of the Pops. To protest the show forcing them to mime the song Liam and Noel switched places, with Noel donning sunglasses while Liam doesn't even try to pretend he can play the guitar.