"Is you is, or is you ain't mah constituency cunstichensy?"
"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderi-AAHHH!!"
"He's got a good system goin', though." "With the midget...and broom."
"We ought to get ourselves a smaller midget."
"Looks like George is right back on top again!"
"The Color Guard is colored! [beat] Who made them the Color Guard?!"
It's the way he says the second half of the line, as if there were some sort of administrative error or a mix-up in the paperwork somewhere along the line.
"That ain't your daddy, your daddy got hit by a train!"
"Blewie!" "Nothin' left." "Just a grease spot on the L&N!"
"That don't make no sense!"
Pappy's subordinates' conversation about Homer Stokes:
"He's gonna paddle our little behind." "Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it. Real hard." "No, I believe he's gonna paddle it." "I don't believe that's a proper description." "Well, that's how I'd characterize it." "I believe it's more of a kickin' sitchiation."