"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderi-AAHHH!!"
"He's got a good system goin', though." "With the midget... and broom."
"We ought to get ourselves a smaller midget."
"We'd look like a buncha johnny-come-latelies!"
"Looks like George is right back on top again!"
"The Color Guard is colored! [beat] Who made them the Color Guard?!"
It's the way he says the second half of the line, as if there were some sort of administrative error or a mix-up in the paperwork somewhere along the line.
"That ain't your daddy, your daddy got hit by a train!"
"Blewie!" "Nothin' left." "Just a grease spot on the L&N!"
"That don't make no sense!"
Pappy's subordinates' conversation about Homer Stokes:
"He's gonna paddle our little behind." "Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it. Real hard." "No, I believe he's gonna paddle it." "I don't believe that's a proper description." "Well, that's how I'd characterize it." "I believe it's more of a kickin' sitchiation."