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• "Oh, George...not the livestock."
• "I 'spect some miscegenation in they he'itage! Usin' a Confed'rate flag as a miss-ile!"
• "Wow... I'll only be 82!"
  "Everett : I'm not sure that's Pete.
  Delmar: Of course it's Pete! Look at him!... We gotta find some kind of wizard to change him back. \"
• "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
  • "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
• "We're gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!"
• "Gopher, Everett?"
  • "No thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only rouse my appetite without bedding her back down."
• "Them si-reens done loved 'im up and turned him into a horny-toad!"
• "We thought you was a... t... toad!"
  • ... "DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE."
• "You're lucky your momma died givin' birth — if she had seen ya', she'd a' died of shame!"
• Everett's fist fight. Nuff said.
• "Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate! Cue the awkward, misunderstanding waitress.
• "I don't get it, Big Dan."
  • "IT'S ALLLLL ABOUT THE MONEY!"
• "You sold your immortal soul to the devil for some gittar lessons?" "Well, I wasn't using it for nothing..."
• "You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."
• "Gimme that microphone! These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell! They ain't even old timey"
  • "Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
  • "Is you is, or is you ain't mah constituency cunstichensy?"
• "Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderi-AAHHH!!"
• "He's got a good system goin', though." "With the midget...and broom."
  • "We ought to get ourselves a smaller midget."
• "Looks like George is right back on top again!"
• "The Color Guard is colored! [beat] Who made them the Color Guard?!"
  • It's the way he says the second half of the line, as if there were some sort of administrative error or a mix-up in the paperwork somewhere along the line.
• "That ain't your daddy, your daddy got hit by a train!"
  "Blewie!"
  "Nothin' left."
  "Just a grease spot on the L&N!"
• "That don't make no sense!"
• Pappy's subordinates' conversation about Homer Stokes:
  "He's gonna paddle our little behind."
  "Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it. Real hard."
  "No, I believe he's gonna paddle it."
  "I don't believe that's a proper description."
  "Well, that's how I'd characterize it."
  "I believe it's more of a kickin' sitchiation."