The live action blooper reel. Clearly they had way too much fun doing these scenes, especially Richard Divizio (who played Quan Chi) and Lia Montelongo (Sareena.) Replete with Large Hams, it includes such gems as (using the characters' names):
Sareena: A mortal. With the ability to freeze.
Quan Chi: ...I forgot my line.
Sareena: You suck.
And the tongue twister of:
Quan Chi: We have toyed with the linja long... FUCK! (In another take, he reads the line as "We have toyed with the ninja... LONGENOUGH!)
But the ultimate side splitter is:
Quan Chi: DO NOT FAIL ME! We, you and I. *Pause* ...we, you, me, everybody in this fuckin' room! Oh, shit!
Sareena gets some funny ones, too.
Quan Chi is the king of these.
Quan Chi: DO NOT QUESTION- meh, forget it.
Quan Chi: Haha, She said "Sir!"note (this one is following Lia's flub right above)
A small one courtesy of John Turk (Sub-Zero).
Raidennote (Michael Garvey): You are reality's only hope.
Sub-Zeronote (almost inaudible, probably due to boom mic positioning): I'll do it, thunder god...only because I don't- *accidentally stumbles off the platform landing one foot on the green-screen floor.*