3D (Violent J)
: "That was the fastest match in JCW history!" Gweedo (Shaggy 2 Dope)
: "Who gives a fuck?" Luscious Johnny Stark (Jamie Madrox)
: "I don't know whether to laugh or cry or what the hell to do." Gweedo
: "That doesn't mean one fucking thing. That's no kind of accomplishment. It's only the second fucking match in JCW history any fucking way!"