Funny / Joseph: King of Dreams

• After Joseph's arrival in Egypt, he is given a huge makeover (cutting his long shaggy hair, shaving his stubble and finally putting Egyptian eyeliner on him). Joseph stares at his reflection in a water trough when a guard throws a bucket into the trough, splashing Joseph's face with water. The guard tosses Joseph a towel, which he uses to dry his face off.
  Guard: It's not for your face, it's for the floor!
• After Joseph is allowed to work inside of Potiphar's house, he notices some noblewomen, including Zuleika's niece Asenath, are desperately trying to get their hands on a cat who has run rampant and made the dining hall a mess. How does Joseph save the day? Simply by pouring milk onto a plate and gesturing for the cat to come to him. If Asenath and the others had thought of that earlier, much time could certainly have been saved.