Funny: Innerspace

  • "I'm possessed!"
  • Jack trying to ignore Tuck by watching TV, only to have Tuck set it on fire.
    Pete: But don't worry, buddy. We'll do all we can to get you out of this civilian.
    Tuck: (To Pete, just Jack can hear him.) You better, you two-faced son of a bitch!
    Jack: Tuck says, "Thank you".
    Pete: Yeah.
    • By the tone in Pete's voice he probably doesn't believe Jack by the look on his face. The swearing was cut out in some TV versions, which seems even funnier.
  • "Who's the Cowboy?!" "Er, that's classified."
  • Jack starts freaking out as the bad guys threaten to cut his hand off, resulting in his face shaking and shifting very fast. Even the bad guys are freaked out.
  • After delivering a lengthy, dramatic speech to Jack about the geopolitical implications of miniaturisation as a weapon, and speculating about which nation will control the keys to this newfound power-breaker, Scrimshaw ends up concluding "Frankly, I don't give a shit. I'm only in this for the money."
  • Mr. Igoe popping the clown's balloon as he leaves the shopping mall.
  • "I'm in a man! I'll be a son-of-a-bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strange people in a strange room!"