Jack trying to ignore Tuck by watching TV, only to have Tuck set it on fire.
Pete: But don't worry, buddy. We'll do all we can to get you out of this civilian.
Tuck: (To Pete, just Jack can hear him.) You better, you two-faced son of a bitch!
Jack: Tuck says, "Thank you".
- By the tone in Pete's voice he probably doesn't believe Jack by the look on his face. The swearing was cut out in some TV versions, which seems even funnier.