Funny / Infinity Wars (2018)

• Black Widow bludgeoning Bullseye over the head, followed by Captain Marvel crushing him.
• As Gamora transports the assembled heroes to the forge of all creation, preparing to merge combine everyone in the universe with someone else, Moon Knight starts whispering to Spider-Man that he spaced out earlier and tries to ask him to help him get back up to speed.
  Moon Knight: Who's Gamora?
  Spider-Man: Just punch whoever I punch in a second.
• When M.O.R.D.OC. has his cult attempt to summon Satan from Hell, their incantation ends up summoning Soldier Supreme instead. One of the cultists quickly mistakes the intruder for her dark lord.
  Female Cultist (Erin): Wow. Satan is more handsome than I would have guessed.
  Male Cultist (Ryan): Really, Erin?
  Erin: Satan would want me to have these lustful feelings, Ryan.
• The entirety of the Moon Squirrel & Tippysaurus segment of Infinity Warps. Particularly the trading card on Doctor Doomactus (he has an actual doctorate, people!)
• Moon Squirrel saving everyone from Doctor Doomactus by reprogramming her universal translator so he'll only hear clearly terrified people praising him.
  Doctor Doomactus: Never have I encountered a planet with such correct opinions!
• Sleepwalker's trip inside the Reality Stone revealing that inside of it is an infinite chronicle of the Multiverse. Specifically boxes upon boxes of actual Marvel Comics overseen by a relaxed entity named Archivus. When he inquires her where he can find the Soul World her reaction is amazing.
  Archivus: Soul World? Oh, like from Infinity Wars? (hands him a copy of the book) Here, try this one. Let me know if you need the tie-ins.
  Sleepwalker: (understandably blown away) What—
• Pretty much any moment involving Speed Weasel could be listed without guilt.
• Out of all the characters Eternity could have fused with, he ended up with Forbush Man.
• Speed Weasel getting her hands on the Starbrand in Secret Warps.
  Weapon Hex: Well, this is going to come back to bite us...
  Arachknight: What? I got superpowers myself when I was her age—and look how stable we are now!
• From Secret Warps, the reaction to the characters in the final chapter as things get weirder and weirder.

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