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Episode 1- Getting The Ladies And Surviving?
- Bell recounting to Eina his first encounter with Ainz and how he watched her kill a minotaur:Ainz (to Bell): You have quite an impressive boner there.
Bell: Uuuum, thank you.
Back in the present.
Eina: Ainz Wallenstein acknowledged your boner?
Bell (figeting awkwardly): She acknowledged my dick, yes.
Eina (exasperated): Oh my god. - Eina attempting, and failing, at getting in Bell's pants.Bell: See you tomorrow.
Eina (seductively): Or tonight, if you feel like it.
Bell: HA! No. I'll take my chances with [Hestia].
Eina (lustily): Lemmegetthatbutt!
Bell (leaving): Choke on it, Eina! - Bell, in response to Hestia's remorseless teasing and unquenchable libido, gets a little revenge the next morning.Bell: I don't care what punishment you get tonight. A genius you are, Bell. A genius you are.
Cut to Hestia, sleeping on the couch, Bell having drawn cat whiskers, black eyes, and a penis on her face with an arrow pointing to it with the words "ha ha penis" in black marker while he laughs maniacally.
Bell (thinking): She is gonna break my dick. - Hestia getting upset that Bell teased her about finishing first during their last session and her threats to "smite him."Bell: You are the goddess of architecture, what're you gonna smite me with? A house?
Hestia: I SMITE YOU!
Bell: And you left your divine powers back in the heavens.
Hestia: I SMITE YOU!
Bell: And you wonder why we fail as a Familia. - Hestia butting heads with Loki at the Banquet of the Gods.Loki (smugly): So, how's the Familia all of one doing?
Hestia: Don't know, how's it with your brother, Thor?
Loki: ONE DAY I WILL RULE THE EARTH AND YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME! - Freya bidding Hestia and Hephaestus farewell.Freya: Excuse me to the both of you, but I have plans with my husband tonight that consist of sweets, pizza, (jubilantly) AND RIGOROUS SEX!
All the male gods behind them blanch in terror.
Random Background God: She's at it again boys, RUN!
Hephaestus: You had to say that out loud?
Freya (ignoring her): And for the sake of you both, all of the men here are pathetic. Ta-Ta! (walks off)
Hephaestus: Well, it wouldn't be a party if Freya didn't fuck every man at it.
Episode 2- Bossess And Equipment?
Episode 3 - Supporters And Magic?
- Bell doesn't like it when Hestia calls him "daddy".Bell: You are not my real mum.
Hestia: You are not my father, but I still call you daddy.
* beat *
Bell: I have never been this flaccid.
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