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*Bell doesn't like it when Hestia calls him "daddy".
-->'''Bell:''' You are not my real mum.\\
'''Hestia:''' You are not my father, but I still call you daddy.\\
* beat *\\
'''Bell:''' I have never been this flaccid.


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'''Hestia:''' Don't know, how's it with your brother, Thor?\\
'''Loki:''' '''[[VoiceOfTHELegion ONE DAY I WILL RULE THE EARTH AND YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME!]]'''

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'''Hestia:''' Don't know, how's it with [[BerserkButton your brother, Thor?\\
Thor?]]\\
'''Loki:''' '''[[VoiceOfTHELegion '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion ONE DAY I WILL RULE THE EARTH AND YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME!]]'''
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''Cut to Hestia, sleeping on the couch, Bell having drawn cat whiskers, black eyes, and a penis on her face with an arrow pointint to it with the words "ha ha penis" in black marker while he laughs maniacally.''\\
'''Bell (thinking):''' ''She is gonna break my dick.''

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''Cut to Hestia, sleeping on the couch, Bell having drawn cat whiskers, black eyes, and a penis on her face with an arrow pointint pointing to it with the words "ha ha penis" in black marker while he laughs maniacally.''\\
'''Bell (thinking):''' ''She She is gonna break my dick.''

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-->'''Freya:''' Excuse me to the both of you, but I have plans with my husband tonight that consist of sweets,, pizza, ''(jubilantly)'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting AND RIGOROUS SEX!]]'''\\

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-->'''Freya:''' Excuse me to the both of you, but I have plans with my husband tonight that consist of sweets,, sweets, pizza, ''(jubilantly)'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting AND RIGOROUS SEX!]]'''\\SEX!]]'''\\
''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent All the male gods behind them blanch in terror.]]''\\
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* Hestia getting upset that Bell teased her about finishing first during their last session and her threats to "smite him."
-->'''Bell:''' You are the goddess of architecture, what're you gonna smite me with? A house?\\
'''Hestia:''' I SMITE YOU!\\
'''Bell:''' And you left your divine powers back in the heavens.\\
'''Hestia:''' I SMITE YOU!\\
'''Bell:''' And you wonder why we fail as a Familia.
* Hestia butting heads with Loki at the Banquet of the Gods.
-->'''Loki (smugly):''' So, how's the Familia all of one doing?\\
'''Hestia:''' Don't know, how's it with your brother, Thor?\\
'''Loki:''' '''[[VoiceOfLegion ONE DAY I WILL RULE THE EARTH AND YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME!]]'''
* Freya bidding Hestia and Hephaestus farewell.
-->'''Freya:''' Excuse me to the both of you, but I have plans with my husband tonight that consist of sweets,, pizza, ''(jubilantly)'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting AND RIGOROUS SEX!]]'''\\
'''Random Background God:''' She's at it again boys, RUN!\\
'''Hephaestus:''' You had to say that out loud?\\
'''Freya (ignoring her):''' And for the sake of you both, all of the men here are pathetic. Ta-Ta! ''(walks off)''\\
'''Hephaestus:''' Well, it wouldn't be a party if Freya didn't fuck every man at it.

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* Bell, in response to Hestia's remorseless teasing and unquenchable libido, gets a little revenge the next morning.
-->'''Bell:''' I don't care what punishment you get tonight. A genius you are, Bell. A genius you are.\\
''Cut to Hestia, sleeping on the couch, Bell having drawn cat whiskers, black eyes, and a penis on her face with an arrow pointint to it with the words "ha ha penis" in black marker while he laughs maniacally.''\\
'''Bell (thinking):''' ''She is gonna break my dick.''
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-->'''Eina (seductively):''' Or tonight, if you feel like it.\\
-->'''Bell:''' HA! No. I'll take my chances with [Hestia].\\
-->'''Eina (lustily):''' Lemmegetthatbutt!
-->'''Bell (leaving):''' Choke on it, Eina!

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-->'''Eina '''Eina (seductively):''' Or tonight, if you feel like it.\\
-->'''Bell:''' '''Bell:''' HA! No. I'll take my chances with [Hestia].\\
-->'''Eina '''Eina (lustily):''' Lemmegetthatbutt!
-->'''Bell
Lemmegetthatbutt!\\
'''Bell
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* Bell recounting to Eina his first encounter with Ainz and how he watched her kill a minotaur:
-->'''Ainz (to Bell):''' You have quite an impressive boner there.\\
'''Bell:''' Uuuum, thank you.\\
''Back in the present.''\\
'''Eina:''' Ainz Wallenstein acknowledged your boner?\\
'''Bell (figeting awkwardly):''' She acknowledged my dick, yes.\\
'''Eina (exasperated):''' Oh my god.
* Eina attempting, and failing, at getting in Bell's pants.
-->'''Bell:''' See you tomorrow.\\
-->'''Eina (seductively):''' Or tonight, if you feel like it.\\
-->'''Bell:''' HA! No. I'll take my chances with [Hestia].\\
-->'''Eina (lustily):''' Lemmegetthatbutt!
-->'''Bell (leaving):''' Choke on it, Eina!
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