Funny: Heroes of Might and Magic

Heroes of Might and Magic V

  • Markal, despite kind of being a Smug Snake extraordinaire, can be wonderfully sardonic:
    [Markal stands surrounded by the smashed up corpses of his defeated army, as Godric, Findan and Zehir approach him]
    Markal: I accept your surrender.
    • And immediately after he says that:
    Zehir: For just about everything you have ever done anywhere!
    Findan: That should cover it.
  • And, then there's Isabel greeting Findan, the Elven envoy.
    Isabel greets someone offscreen: "Oh, you must be Findan."
    Sauron Wannabe, in red armor: "...No. I'm afraid he's not coming." *SUMMONS DEMONS*

Heroes of Might And Magic V: Tribes of the East.

Heroes of Might and Magic VI

  • In the Inferno campaign, if you wait long enough during the battle where you play as Azkaal, a baseball will come flying towards Azkaal and he'll bat it away with his giant sword as his idle animation.
  • Everything Bluebeak says in her dialogue. For a bird that can only squawk, she is surprisingly witty.
  • The same goes for Daeva. The fact that she's a Succubus makes it even more funnier.