Martin Blank: Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these idiots were flushing game with sticks of dynamite! And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...
"I'm either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life." "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
Marcella "taking down the office" by covering the furniture and the floors with gasoline while smoking a cigarette.
Dr. Oatman responding to Martin's last call by smashing the shit out of his answering machine in front of a client.
"You can't go home again, Oatman [as his former house is now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there..."
Marcella's verdict on her own high school reunion:
Marcella: It was just as if everyone had swelled.
The distant singing when Martin's nemesis enters the house.
Grocer: (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn!