History Funny / GrossePointeBlank

17th Apr '18 2:12:30 PM Kalaong
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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]

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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' ''idiots'' were flushing '''game''' ''game'' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' ''dynamite!'' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]
27th Aug '17 4:34:52 PM jonathan-sherwin
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* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*

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* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*''(Blank smashes Grocer over the head with a TV set)''
16th Aug '17 8:32:22 PM Kalaong
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* "You can't go home again, Oatman [as his former house is now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there..."

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* "You can't go home again, Oatman [as ''[as his former house is now an Ultramart], [[BlandNameProduct Ulti-mart]]]'', but I guess you can shop there..."
16th Aug '17 8:29:34 PM Kalaong
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* "I'm either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."

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* "I'm *StrangeMindsThinkAlike;
-->'''Martin Blank''': I'm
either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That
\\
'''Grocer''': That
punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
16th Aug '17 8:27:13 PM Kalaong
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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]

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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]]]
22nd Nov '16 8:51:19 AM Avenuewriter
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* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater."

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* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater.""
* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*
19th Oct '16 9:51:18 AM villainouscrush
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--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!

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--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for through the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!
21st Aug '15 2:40:19 PM Kalaong
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* "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."

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* "I'm either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
11th Aug '15 12:08:17 PM lipranzer
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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.

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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.is.
* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater."
19th Nov '14 12:05:23 PM Miso
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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the bullet hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.

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** Grocer's distant monologuing the entire time Martin is [[CasualDangerDialogue calmly conversing with his lady friend]], actually.
--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!
* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the bullet brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.
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