History Funny / GrossePointeBlank

27th Aug '17 4:34:52 PM jonathan-sherwin
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* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*

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* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*''(Blank smashes Grocer over the head with a TV set)''
16th Aug '17 8:32:22 PM Kalaong
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* "You can't go home again, Oatman [as his former house is now an Ultramart], but I guess you can shop there..."

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* "You can't go home again, Oatman [as ''[as his former house is now an Ultramart], [[BlandNameProduct Ulti-mart]]]'', but I guess you can shop there..."
16th Aug '17 8:29:34 PM Kalaong
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* "I'm either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."

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* "I'm *StrangeMindsThinkAlike;
-->'''Martin Blank''': I'm
either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That
\\
'''Grocer''': That
punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
16th Aug '17 8:27:13 PM Kalaong
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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]

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-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these '''idiots''' were flushing '''game''' with sticks of '''dynamite!''' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GDodf5eT0#t=02m13s]]]]
22nd Nov '16 8:51:19 AM Avenuewriter
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* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater."

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* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater.""
* "Popcorn!" *SMASH*
19th Oct '16 9:51:18 AM villainouscrush
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--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!

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--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for through the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!
21st Aug '15 2:40:19 PM Kalaong
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* "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."

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* "I'm either in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life."\\
"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
11th Aug '15 12:08:17 PM lipranzer
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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.

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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.is.
* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater."
19th Nov '14 12:05:23 PM Miso
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* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the bullet hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.

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** Grocer's distant monologuing the entire time Martin is [[CasualDangerDialogue calmly conversing with his lady friend]], actually.
--> '''Grocer''': ... You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim for the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!
* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the bullet brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.
31st Oct '14 7:37:32 PM Miso
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--> '''Grocer''': (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn!

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--> '''Grocer''': (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn!Popcorn!
* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the bullet hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.
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