GamerGod88 / Funny

YouTube Videos

Let's Not Play: God of War

The entire premise: God of War created entirely in live-action featuring Metal from MyMusic in a tennis skirt with two tennis racquets on strings.
The first enemies in the game are the Thrusting Men.
How does GamerGod88 finish the first miniboss? By shooting him in the face.

The Flappy Bird rip-off, "Floppy Dude".
GamerGod88: So the sound effects in this game are... uncomfortable...
The green-screen footage◊ for the video.

GamerGod88 trying to talk over Markiplier.
GamerGod88: We're playing some Minecraft! Just playing some Minecraft! Just dig-dig-dig-a-dig-dig! And... this is fun! Isn't this fun?! ISN'T THIS FUN?!
GamerGod88 and Markiplier arguing:
GamerGod88: I have the studio! I have the studio from three to five!! Look at the clock!
Mark: It's 1:20!
GamerGod88: I can't tell time!
"I never thought of it thaaaaaaat waaaaaaaaay!"

The premise: As GamerGod88 begins a video guide on Dark Souls II, his guest Kuledud 3 begins to choke on a cracker. The video becomes a two-minute sketch inside the facecam as GamerGod88 tries to "help" Kuledud 3 (but doesn't do a very good job).
GamerGod88, instead of helping a choking Kuledud 3, decides to Google the correct spelling of "Heimlich Manoeuvre", and then watch a YouTube video while Kuledud 3 makes desperate choking noises.
Kuledud 3: *holds up sheet of paper reading "HAIMLECK MANEUVER"*
GamerGod88: Haim... I don't think that's how you spell "Heimlich", let me try.
Fuckin' ads!
The ending:
GamerGod88: So what you want to do is you want to confront the big hippo guy before he-
(boss kills GamerGod88's character in one swipe)
GamerGod88: ...Well fuck.

The entire premise of the video: As GamerGod88 slowly incorrectly answers every question, "The Girl", played by Olga Kay, gradually puts on more and more clothes, eventually dying of heat stroke.

Livestreams

GamerGod88 plays Smash Bros on the Nintendo DS... without actually looking at the screen at all, instead having it angled towards the webcam. He assumes he will win anyway, and is confused when he comes last.
GamerGod88: (seeing Toon Link won) Wow, fuck you Toon Link. Alright, that... that's some bullshit, clearly I was in... fourth place? ...Alright, well my game's broken, oh well, that's fine. Um, I'll be writing to Nintendo about that, they will be hearing from my lawyer, because that's just... disrespectful.
Jack accidentally breaks character at multiple points throughout the stream, the first notable moment being when somebody comments in the chat, "this stream is like a fever dream", to which he bursts into laughter.
Jack (in GamerGod88's voice): (laughing) Uh, that's about the most accurate thing I've ever heard.
When playing Smash Bros on the WiiU, GamerGod88 at one point interrupts the gameplay to deliver a short speech about equality between gaming systems:
GamerGod88: One thing that really grinds my gears is that everyone thinks... that the Wii U isn't as good as the others, and I think that- Hold on, my nose (begins rubbing nose aggressively) - I think that's really messed up. It's 2012, everyone— all the systems are made the same. So don't be superiority. Alright, let's get back to the game.