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Galaxy Angel II Zettai Ryoiki no Tobira

  • At the end of Chapter 3, Tact calls the bridge to start the Chrono Drive for Seldar. Coco then informs him there's trouble in the recreation lounge. Turns out Anise started betting with some crew members, and after she started winning the crew members refused to pay, resulting in Anise grabbing a fire extinguisher and starting a fight. Tact suddenly gets the urge to attend his paperwork and gives Kazuya the order to deal with the mess in his stead. When Kazuya tries to protest, Tact goes directly into That's an Order! and threatens him with a court marshall if he doesn't comply.
  • In Chapter 4, the gang gets attacked by some security robots in the nanomachine facility. One of them gets a hold of Rico, who's panicking until she calms down has an "Eureka!" Moment and asks Kazuya if the robot is a guy. He replies that it definitely looks like one, so Rico slowly goes into panic mode again and tosses the robot over her shoulder with ease.
    • Another robot is attacking Anise, so Tequila transforms Mimolette into a clone of Anise, and Nano-Nano follows suit in order to distract it. While the robot is confused, they all attack the robot, and Mimolette ends up hurting himself by giving it a headbutt.
  • When Lily arrives on Chapter 5, she proceeds to go through several "programs" to bond with Kazuya. In order:
    • First, she shows up at the Luxiole's cafĂ© wearing a love sweater (much like the ones worn by Ranpha and Tact in her route), and then invokes Romantic Spoonfeeding on Kazuya with a cake that's too sweet for his taste. All while Lunti is visibly seething with envy.
    • Later, she forces him to go to the park and wait for him by the fountain. She appears wearing a very skimpy bikini, pushes him into the water and forces him to play splash, and then to sit back-to-back (like Forte did with Tact in the first game of the original trilogy). By the time they're done, he leaves for his room and seems to have caught a cold.
    • When Kazuya tries to sleep, someone knocks on his door at midnight. He opens the door and gets scared by a giant Maneki Neko who greets him "Konban-nya". Turns out it was Lily imitating Mint's habit of wearing mascot costumes.
    • Last but not least, Lily asks Kazuya they have some tea. Not too bad on its own, until Lily reveals she's trying to get a stalk floating upright as a good luck augury, so she continues to force Kazuya to drink cup after cup. By the time she gets the stalk floating, Kazuya's lying on the floor, his stomach completelly swollen from swallowing so much tea.
  • On Chapter 6, should Kazuya pick Kahlua/Tequila for the date in the mall ship, he ends up dragged by Tequila to a lingerie shop of all places. This naturally flusters the poor guy to no end, especially when Tequila picks a pair of rather provocative panties and wants to wear them for him to see. He desperately tells her that he likes them and exits the shop to try and calm himself down. After Tequila comes out, she turns back into Kahlua, who upon realizing where they are, goes back into the lingerie shop, and ends up picking the same model of panties as Tequila, that she decides to complement with a frilly bra. At this point, Kazuya goes into a complete daze and suffers a Nose Bleed.
  • At the end, with Milfie finally saved, Tact announces they're having Lunti cook a huge banquet to celebrate. Kazuya at first pities his friend for all the work he'll have to do, only for Tact to reveal he'll be working too, making the desserts while Lunti takes care of the main dishes. A shocked Kazuya tries to ask for help from both Angel Wings, who immediately make themselves scarce while grinning and leave him to his fate, much to his chagrin. Rico can only remind Kazuya that once Tact decides something, there's no way to change his mind. He can only say "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

Galaxy Angel II Mugen Kairo no Kagi

  • In Chapter 4, Kazuya, Anise and Roselle have to navigate through a hazardous asteroid field to set up a surprise attack on Calvados. All seems to go well, until Anise starts messing around and Roselle berates her for not focusing on the mission. Anise replies "Shove it!" and the two start an impromptu race. And to top it off, Roselle is actually enjoying it while Kazuya can only scream in terror as they accelerate their ships.
  • Lily's route has her torn between the expectations of her father to marry a significantly older suitor to solidify the family's prestige or her duties on the Luxiole and as Kazuya's significant other. Kazuya knows how much her knighthood and planet mean to her and finds it hard to approach the subject so the rest of the Angel Wing conspire to bring out Lily's true feelings. Led by Tequila, she instructs Rico and Mimolette to spread a rumor about Kazuya cutting his ties with Lily and finding assurance with Natsume. Anise distracts Kazuya in the recreation room to prep him for when the time is right while Nano shapeshifts as Natsume to tell Lily about the news. Lily is dumbstruck at the idea but then her overwhelming passion gets the better of her. Nano herself turns herself back into her regular appearance just in time to keep Lily in place for Roselle to turn the corner. Roselle seals the finishing blow and tells Lily that he last saw Kazuya and Natsume in the lobby, but tells her to give them some privacy. The real Natsume then arrives to pick up a despondent Kazuya from Anise and they make their way to the lobby where an angered Lily runs at them.
    • Lily draws her blade to separate the two and passionately, which turns into slight anger, declares that Kazuya is hers alone and she won't give him up to anyone else. Natsume is too exasperated to respond properly, which Lily takes as a sign to prove that she still loves him and kisses him while he's still on the ground. Natsume is stunned at the sight but her eyes are quickly covered by Roselle.
  • Also on Lily's route, when Count Rhodiak (who seems to be quite the Dirty Old Man) arrives to the Luxiole to meet her, Lily and the rest of the Luxiole's crew put on several shows to creep him out and get him to call off the engagement. All the scenes are pretty fun with his reactions and the crew's once he leaves, but the one who takes the cake is at the engine room with Stellene. She's doing her maintenance talking to the machines like they're her babies and laughing maniacally, which is funny enough by itself, but the best part comes when, at the war room, Roselle asks Kazuya if Stellene was informed of the operation to scare off Count Rhodiak. Nope, according to Kazuya, Stellene is just being her usual self.

Galaxy Angel II Eigou Kaiki no Toki

  • At the start of the celebration of EDEN's liberation, the Moon Angels are wearing their old uniforms for the occasion. Several of them comment they're a bit uncomfortable (as they've grown a few sizes in the Time Skip), while Vanilla was the only one savvy enough to get her uniform resized to fit her.
  • Kazuya runs into Anise and Nano playing hide and seek in the park and Nano has difficulty finding her. Kazuya can suggest for Nano to impersonate Mint's voice to bring Anise out of hiding. If she does so, Anise quickly falls out of a nearby tree in panic.
  • Kazuya can overhear a conversation between Natsume and Tapio on the Bridge where Natsume submits her official papers to become part of the Angel Wing. Tapio accepts as provisional commander in Coco's temporary leave with the Elsior and hands Natsume a hefty manual listing her duties and expectations as an ensign. Natsume questions if every other ensign has read this and inquires further if Tequila and Anise had as well. Tapio is unable to answer with anything except silence.
  • A free roam segment in Chapter 2 has Ranpha pestering Tequila for fortune readings on pretty much everything she can think of, money, marriage, etc. Tequila is tired but Ranpha doesn't give in. If Kazuya tries to ask Ranpha politely to knock it off, her response is to kick him of the room. Kazuya later wakes up and finds a note from Nano-Nano revealing that Ranpha kicked him so hard, he needed nanomachine treatment to fix a few broken ribs.
  • Kazuya walks into the lobby and is stopped by Anise from treading too far. When asked what her deal is, she points out that Lily has been setting up dominoes for the past couple minutes. Kazuya observes the lobby floor to find Lily counting up as she places dominoes around the room, with a path leading out of her own room and into the lobby. Lily finishes the set, and the two congratulate her after watching her, but then Anise sets off and watches them fall with glee. Kazuya and Anise enjoy the show while Lily helplessly tries to stop her finished project from falling.
  • One of the free roam segments has Kazuya running into Lily and Tequila in the park playing baseball, with Tequila's magic projectiles being the ball, Lily's anti-magic blade being the bat, and with Mimolette as the umpire. Kazuya can cheer for whomever he chooses but the end result is Lily hitting the "ball" so hard that it damages one of the panels in the ship's park that constitutes its ceiling. They are reprimanded by Tapio afterwards.
  • Kazuya visits Rico in the Hangar and finds her conversing with Coronet. Rico says hello to Kazuya but in a Kansai-accent as she was apparently learning how to talk like Coronet usually does. Rico somehow is unable to fix her speech pattern and Coronet starts talking in regular japanese to her horror as they've seemingly switched their speech patterns.
  • Lunti's fits of jealousy against Kazuya reaches a transcendental stage where Kazuya walks into the Cafeteria and finds his friend in a silent rage but visibly transparent. Kazuya wanders over to where Kahlua is sitting and learns that Lunti picked up and read her little notepad filled with a list of things she ate in the Cafeteria and her thoughts on them. Thinking that Lunti must have read some scathing review of his cooking, Kazuya asks if he could read through her notes and Kahlua agrees. Kazuya finds that Kahlua has reviewed every dish with glowing praise and wonders what in the world set Lunti off so hard this time. Finally, Kazuya comes across the choux cremes Kahlua ate and at the very end, her notes read how Lunti's choux creme were inferior to Kazuya's. Kazuya finally sees what happened and excuses himself, but not before apologizing to his still seething and deathly pale friend.
  • Every one of Tapio's outbursts of trying to understand comedy. Particularly during the fight with Will on Magiic where the Rune Angel Wing get uncharacteristically pumped up screaming and Tapio joins them.
  • Noah's meeting with Phel, full stop. We finally learn why she's not happy to see him: he's infatuated with her and also loves to be abused by her. She lets out a high-pitched shriek, even surpassing the time Tact found her sleeping in the previous trilogy, and punches him before running away while he chases after her, begging that she punishes him more.

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