- Baroness, while herding a woman out of an elevator at gunpoint: "Nice shoes."
- Baroness again: after her Hummer gets blindsided by a train, as she pushes the driver's corpse out of the wreckage: "Next time, I'll drive."
- "Did it work?...Good. Because I think I'm about to be arrested. Again."
- Pretty much every line Ripcord says falls under here.
- He IS played by Marlon Wayans, after all.
- Nevermind his lines, just the shocked look on his face when Storm Shadow cuts his pistol clean in two.
- This exchange:
Breaker: "Finding McCullen's base is gonna be harder than finding a needle in a coal mine."Ripcord: "You mean haystack".Breaker: "Oh, right. Haystack in a coal mine"
Duke: "I told you to read the manual."Ripcord: "There's a manual?!"
- Also this exchange:
- Bypassing the MARS base's security system:
Breaker: "What you'll have to do is rewire the laser panel's brain by—"Snake-Eyes stabs the panel.Breaker: "—or you could just stab it..."
- Ah, the joys of Tempting Fate:
Baroness: "He (Snake Eyes) gave up."
Storm Shadow: "He NEVER gives up."
Cue their Hummer getting hit by a train
- Speaking of Storm Shadow:
Zartan: (after knifing Cover Girl) Oh, that's right. You don't kill women.
Storm Shadow: For you, Zartan, I'll make an exception.