Bag O' Bones, the first chapter of the Storybook Love trade, has one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever read: Jack has saved the life of the prissy Southern Belle "lady of good breeding" Sally Cornwelles, and, being Jack, of course asks to sleep with her as a "reward." She reluctantly agrees (though she does demand that he at least take a bath first), though it takes only a page for her to turn completely around and embrace her new "bad" self:
Sally: (from off-screen, as the "camera" moves upstairs and towards her bedroom) Dear God above, this is a filthy thing you're making me do. Filthy! I feel so dirty! Am I dirty, Jack? Am I? I am dirty, aren't I, Jack? Call me a dirty girl, Jack! Call me a dirty girl!
(Cut to Jack and Sally having sex on Sally's bed; Sally going absolutely wild, pulling Jacks hair, scratching his back and screaming out her pleasure, while Jack, on top of her, looks slightly mortified.)
Sally: DO IT! Call me a strumpet! A whore! I'm so bad! I'm so dirty!
Jack: Jesus God above, Sally! Can't you just shut up for a moment? Long enough to let me finish?