Funny: Even Stevens

  • While Louis is trying to rally a bunch of classmates, he ends up going on a tangent and delivering the following line;
    Louis: And is it fair, that Pluto has to sleep in a doghouse, and wear a leash, while Goofy, who is also a dog, gets to drive around in a car and play golf with Mickey!?
  • The Musical Episode. Also counts as a Bizarro Episode.
  • In The Movie, a batshit crazy Ren chasing Louis down. At one point, a crew member of the show Family Fakeout worries that Ren is really going to hurt Louis, but Miles says she won't hurt him. Take a wild guess what Ren says after he says that. Watch from 4:16. It has to be seen to be believed.
    • Also doubles as an Awesome Moment, given that The whole thing was a setup; while the island's power was out, Twitty and Tawny caught up to the family and told them what was up, then they got a rival prank TV show to set up everything so it looks like Ren killed Louis by pushing him off a cliff.
  • Eileen: While I was climbing a tree, I punched a squirrel.
    Donnie: Mother!
    • To put it into perspective, this was after Louis admitted to cheating in a competition to his father. Donnie and Ren promptly admit that they cheated in their competitions too. Eileen admits the above, and then hangs a lampshade on it.
    Eileen: I know it has nothing to do with cheating...but it really isn't nice!