Also, Lt. General Scott Mitchell of the JSF injects a little humour into his briefings:
"There are circus bears with more impressive military records. Plus, they can ride unicycles."
"The Europeans don't like us on their soil... They were always snobs."
"If there weren't a war on, he'd be working in a fast food place somewhere. And I don't mean as a manager."
"Your opponent today isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. More like a tool, and probably asking for directions to the shed."