- Henry's goodbyes at the end of the final season.
Henry: Yes, I'm afraid that after that I may never work in television again. ... Which is why I'm moving into Radio!
Sally: Yes, well done, after all I always said you had the perfect face for radio.
Henry: Yes, and I always said you had the perfect face for trampolining.
Sally: Touche. Or should I say toupee?
Henry: (finally laughs) Oh, God I'm going to miss this!
- Henry at his award ceremony:
"...a time when this industry was run by giants. Whereas now it is run...BY PYGMIES! Like HIM (points) and HIM!"
- Sir Royston interrupting Gus' "The Reason You Suck" Speech by dropping a bulletproof door in front of him.