Funny / Driver: San Francisco

  • Driver: San Francisco has a ton of hilarious conversations when you shift into someone else's car. It would take far too long to list them all, though Tanner scaring a driver's ed instructor shitless (literally) is one of the highlights.
  • Driving lessons with Tanner!
    Passenger (seeing Tanner driving on the sidewalk): And this won't mean a fail in a test?
    Passenger: And this is safe, yes?
    Tanner: Of course. Look: No cars!

    Tanner (after wrecking the car): "Now the most important thing is to get out of the car before it explodes.
    Passenger: Get out of car... Before it explodes... Got it! Tha—- *Boom*

    Passenger (upon seeing a drift): You know, I always thought the handbrake was there for parking.
    Tanner: Eh, common misconception.
  • In one mission, Tanner has to shift into a car low enough to drive under a truck so he can defuse a bomb under it.
    Tanner: Hey, remember when I said I always wanted to drive under a truck?
    Passenger: Uh... no?
    Tanner: That's okay. I don't, either!
  • Tanner doesn't like comic book geeks.
    Passenger: Your mom didn't want to get a ding on the car! She's going to be so disappointed.
    Tanner: I'm a middle-aged comic geek living with my mother. She's used to disappointment.
  • How about a collection of funny moments?
  • The Talk Like a Pirate car.
  • One passenger is a New Age mystic "positivity engineer" in the vein of The Secret. Some of the first words out of her mouth are "inner turmoil-monkey" and it only gets better from there, particularly when Tanner snarks back.
    Passenger: My inner dolphin is sending you good vibrations!
    Tanner: Mine's giving you the finger.