Funny: Dead Beat
- This exchange when Thomas admits to calling his sister and threatening her for information.
Harry: So you're telling me that I just engaged in blackmail against the ruler of the White Court. By proxy.
Thomas: Yeah. You've got some great big brass balls on you to do something like that, Harry.
- Doubling with the book's Crowning Moment of Awesome, Sue, the zombie T-Rex, stomping through Chicago. Particularly the reactions from the people who see her coming—the military, the Wardens, and the villains. Then there's when Dresden reminds Butters to keep the beat going.
Butters: I know, I stop playing, no more dinosaur.
Dresden: No, you stop playing, dinosaur does whatever the hell it wants.
Butters: My God, you're like a living wrecking ball! ....hey, can we swing by my boss' house? He won't shut up about his new Jaguar.Harry: Maybe later.
- Another one right afterward:
Warden Ramirez: Everyone else who lets me ride their dinosaur calls me Carlos.
- And it even helps Harry make friends:
- And later on, a funny-as-hell moment by implication. Said dinosaur was controlled by Butters' polka suit, right? Well, while Harry's off saving the day, Butters attends to Warden Luccio's wounds, and while he's doing that, Morgan takes over drumming for him. Just the image of stern, serious Morgan operating a one-man polka suit is hilarious.
- Except Morgan couldn't have worn the suit. The reason he stayed behind was because his knee was shattered when Ramirez shot him to keep him from killing Harry, and the drum portion was used by kicking or marching. Most likely he kept the beat simply by using the drum like a normal one. Granted even that image is pretty funny.
- "Because I'm too stubborn to die. And Thomas is too pretty to die. And you aren't going to die, Butters, because tomorrow is Oktoberfest and polka will never die!"
- Which turns into a Running Gag in Changes, when Harry once again reminds Butters that polka will never die.
- A tiny, almost unnoticeable Fridge Joke that manifests in book Cold Days. Bob makes a reference to Firefly, and Harry doesn't get it. Meaning he made up that gag about Thomas off the top of his head.
- Building up to the book's climax fight, Ramirez gets one while he's discussing plans with Harry.
Dresden: And if that wasn't enough, he's got an apprentice with him, called Kumori, who seems personally loyal. She's probably strong enough to be on the Council herself.
Ramirez: Damn. She pretty?
Dresden: She keeps her face covered. No idea.
Ramirez: If she was pretty, I'd just turn on the Ramirez charm and have her eating out of my hand. But I can't take chances with that kind of power if I'm not sure she's pretty. Used recklessly, it could endanger innocent bystanders or land me in bed with an ugly girl.
- Becomes even funnier given what we find out about two books later....
- Butters mistaking Harry for gay. Even better when Thomas plays along by giving Harry a kiss on his forehead.
- "Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar."
- Butters guilting Harry into making sure they got his polka suit out of the morgue.
"I'm not leaving it here for God-knows-what to mess with," Butters said. He grunted and threw a strap awkwardly over his shoulder. The bass drum rumbled.
"Yes you are," I said. "We're not taking it with us. We don't have time for this."
Butters turned to face me, his expression stricken.
That stupid polka suit filled up most of the back of the SUV.
- The conversation between Harry and Malcolm Dresden, when Malcolm warns Harry of the Jabberwock.
Malcolm: No, I don't have a vorpal sword to lend you. (pulls out a Snickers bar) You'll have to make do with a Snickers snack.
- Early on in the novel, Harry is bringing Butters up to speed on necromancy, including the notion that they might be able to raise the dead.
Harry: No, I don't think they were responsible for that one.
- After Marcone sends Gard to rescue Harry from the ghoul Li Xian:
Gard: Hubris. Mortals never understand.Harry: Tell me about it. Everyone makes that mistake but me.
- Harry is rescued from Cowl and Kumori by a pair of werewolves, one of whom pulls up in an SUV.
Harry: Quick. To the Woofmobile.