Funny / Bulworth

  • Two reporters watch Bulworth's address at an African-American church, which is the first time he goes off script;
    Mimi: Fred, when you say "by the book"; *what* book would that be?
  • (to a waitress at a Hollywood fundraiser) "Miss, you be really honest with me, and don't spare my feelings - do you have any more of the little crispy crab cakes?"
  • Bulworth first meets Nina:
    Nina: Yo.
    Bulworth: Yo, yo, yo to you.
    Nina: Later.
    Bulworth: I was, uh, hoping for sooner.
  • A pair of cops harass some African-American kids Bulworth has just bought ice cream for, until they recognize Bulworth:
    Bulworth: I think it'd be a good idea to say "I'm sorry", huh?
    Kid #1: Oh man, I waited my whole life for this moment!
    Cop: I'm...sorry.
    Bulworth: Say "No problem, Officer".
    Bulworth: That's good enough.