The day of Nuke's first start, Skip finds him in the locker room having sex with Millie.
Skip: Your first professional start, and you're leaving your arm in the locker room for some piece of ass!
Millie: Skip! It is me! I am not some, quote, piece of ass, unquote.
Skip: Oh. Millie. Sorry, I didn't recognize you. Uh, don't take this personally, Millie, but if I see you in here again, you're banned from the ballpark.
Millie: You can't ban me from the ballpark 'cuz my daddy donated that scoreboard, and if you ban me, he might just take that scoreboard away!
Skip: Well, what do we need a scoreboard for? We haven't scored any runs all year!