- OKAY, I guess I'll use my cigarettes I hid in my STOMACH!! AWESOME!
- CRYPTIC METAPHOR!
- "This is like one of my Japanese animes!"
Mantis: You're supposed to hit her!
Snake: Damn right I'm gonna hit that!
Mantis: Goddammit! (knocks Meryl out)
Snake: Ah, what the fuck! Asshole!
- "Oh gee whiz I hope a tank doesn't totally come at out of nowhere and own me!" (gets shot by a tank). "You know, seriously! I'm getting a little FUCKING PISSED OFF!"
- And right before that:
(Snake gets blown up by bombs)
Egoraptor: What the fuck?! No one told me there were bombs there!
Meryl: Hey, Snake, there are bombs there.
Snake: AW, THANKS, BITCH.
- And the one before that:
(Snake gets sliced by laser grid)
Egoraptor: What the fuck?! No one told me there were lasers there!
Meryl: Hey, Snake, there are lasers there.
Snake: (now a pile of mush) Grlbrlbrlbrlblrblrlrl!
Jesus: "Thanks, brah."
- The part with the urine. The entire part.
Gray Fox: AW SHIT DAWG! THIS IS DISGUSTING! OH MY GOD, THIS IS DISGUSTING AS HELL!
Snake: Hey guys, what's goin o- OH JESUS CHRIST!
God: Hey guys wha- OH JEEZ! AW, THERE'S PISS EVERYWHERE! WHY'D I EVEN INVENT PISS IT'S SO GROSS!
Gray Fox: YO! STOP PISSIN' DAWG!
Otacon: Ok. :(
- GOD! I HAVE FUCKING PISS ALL OVER ME!
- Egoraptor fights Psycho Mantis:
Psycho Mantis: So, you like to play Castlevania!
Egoraptor: Whoa, wha? Whoa j- WHAT!?
- Gray Fox's voice.
Gray Fox: Yo yo yo, b-boy Snake dawg G.
Gray Fox: Yeah yeah aight, listen up. Launch a motherfuckin' missle to blat blat dat power-majigger, dawg, ye motherfucker.
Snake: GOD HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER GOD.