Fridge Funny Main NightmareFuel TearJerker WebAnimation YMMV
Awesome Chaotix Why the fuck am I connected TO THE BEE, JESUS!
Awesome Man "Take about five dozen eggs, start puttin' them in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of 'em, and what do you get? PENIS!"
Gears of Awesome
Metal Gear Awesome Oh my God hotness I wanna bang you!
Shit. I killed a dog by sweating.
The safety's on! *twists gun into a balloon animal, eats gun*
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SHOOT!" "You fucking ATE MY GUN."
Metal Gear Awesome 2 OKAY, I guess I'll use my cigarettes I hid in my STOMACH!! AWESOME!
"This is like one of my Japanese animays!"
Mantis: You're supposed to hit her!
Snake: Damn right I'm gonna hit that!
Mantis: Goddammit! (knocks Meryl out)
Snake: Ah, what the fuck! Asshole!
" Oh gee whiz I hope a tank doesn't totally come at out of nowhere and own me!" (gets shot by a tank). "You know, seriously! I'm getting a little FUCKING PISSED OFF!"
And right before that:
(Snake gets blown up by bombs)
Egoraptor: What the fuck?! No one told me there were bombs there!
Meryl: Hey, Snake, there are bombs there.
Snake: AW, THANKS, BITCH.
And the one before that;
(Snake gets sliced by laser grid)
Egoraptor: What the fuck?! No one told me there were lasers there!
Meryl: Hey, Snake, there are lasers there.
Snake: (now a pile of mush) Grlbrlbrlbrlblrblrlrl!
Jesus: "Thanks, brah.
The part with the urine. The entire part.
Gray Fox: AW SHIT DAWG! THIS IS DISGUSTING! OH MY GOD, THIS IS DISGUSTING AS HELL!
Snake: Hey guys, what's goin o- OH JESUS CHRIST!
God: Hey guys wha- OH JEEZ! AW, THERE'S PISS EVERYWHERE! WHY DID I EVEN INVENT PISS IT'S SO GROSS!
Gray Fox: YO! STOP PISSIN' DAWG!
Otacon: Ok. :(
GOD! I HAVE FUCKING PISS ALL OVER ME!
Egoraptor fights Psycho Mantis:
Psycho Mantis: So, you like to play Castlevania!
Egoraptor: Whoa, wha? Whoa j- WHAT!?
Gray Fox's voice.
Gray Fox: Yo yo yo, b-boy Snake dawg G.
Gray Fox: Yeah yeah aight, listen up. Launch a motherfuckin' missle to blat blat dat power-majigger, dawg, ye motherfucker.
Snake: GOD HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER GOD.
Awesome Center There are deep lacerations in the sternum.....WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!
THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS OUT OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOUR ZAPPY-GUN TO STOP THEM!
Dr... my sister has cancer.
Here, let me assist you, doctor.
Doctor we need your help defusing this atom bomb.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!
OPEN THAT SHIT UP! [bomb turns into a of all things]
light cycle field
Awesome Reach The whole thing really but these are highlights:
In the ytp version, aptly titled, "GAYLO REACH" by cs188, the lines are fantastically sentenced mixed to say, "Dude, so, are you ready? For FUCKING?!". It leaves this troper in stitches every time.
Pokeawesome: Just a Pokemon Battle
Link to the Awesome Link attempting to bring his uncle back to life by shoving the fairy down his throat.
Poke Awesome 2: Getting A Gym Badge Other
Ladies and gentlemen, Saints Row 3 in a nutshell.
The entirety of the PSP Squirrels video.
"What the fuck was that!? That was the stupidest fucki- I'm gonna stab you! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU".
"And I'm like... YOU BITCH! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US ALL GO BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! AAAAAAHHHHHH! I DON'T WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"Oh god, please don't kill me!"
"I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET!"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR POCKET!?"
"I'll-I'll shoot you three times! I'll shoot you three times! You motherfucker! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I'm going to FUCKING KILL YOU, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THIS GODDAMNED COMMERCIAL!".
"PSP: I have a family to feed."