Funny: Awesome Series

Awesome Chaotix
  • Why the fuck am I connected TO THE BEE, JESUS!
    • Are you a bee, seriously?
  • Word UP, fags!
  • (choosing his partner) OK, let's see here. Uuuuuum...(has claw over Bee) Fuck. No. (Bee starts crying)

Awesome Man
  • "Take about five dozen eggs, start puttin' them in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of 'em, and what do you get? PENIS!"

Gears of Awesome

Metal Gear Awesome
  • Oh my God hotness I wanna bang you!
  • Shit. I killed a dog by sweating.
  • The safety's on! *twists gun into a balloon animal, eats gun*
    • "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SHOOT!" "You fucking ATE MY GUN."

Metal Gear Awesome 2
  • OKAY, I guess I'll use my cigarettes I hid in my STOMACH!! AWESOME!
  • CRYPTIC METAPHOR!
  • "This is like one of my Japanese animes!"
  • This:
    Mantis: You're supposed to hit her!
    Snake: Damn right I'm gonna hit that!
    Mantis: Goddammit! (knocks Meryl out)
    Snake: Ah, what the fuck! Asshole!
  • "Oh gee whiz I hope a tank doesn't totally come at out of nowhere and own me!" (gets shot by a tank). "You know, seriously! I'm getting a little FUCKING PISSED OFF!"
    • And right before that:
      (Snake gets blown up by bombs)
      Egoraptor: What the fuck?! No one told me there were bombs there!
      Meryl: Hey, Snake, there are bombs there.
      Snake: AW, THANKS, BITCH.
      • And the one before that:
        (Snake gets sliced by laser grid)
        Egoraptor: What the fuck?! No one told me there were lasers there!
        Meryl: Hey, Snake, there are lasers there.
        Snake: (now a pile of mush) Grlbrlbrlbrlblrblrlrl!
  • This:
    Snake: "WHOAJESUSCHRISTYOU'RESOFUCKINGHOT!!!"
    Jesus: "Thanks, brah."
  • The part with the urine. The entire part.
    Gray Fox: AW SHIT DAWG! THIS IS DISGUSTING! OH MY GOD, THIS IS DISGUSTING AS HELL!
    Snake: Hey guys, what's goin o- OH JESUS CHRIST!
    Jesus Christ: Hey man, you called- OH GOD! OH GOD!
    God: Hey guys wha- OH JEEZ! AW, THERE'S PISS EVERYWHERE! WHY'D I EVEN INVENT PISS IT'S SO GROSS!
    Gray Fox: YO! STOP PISSIN' DAWG!
    Otacon: Ok. :(
    • GOD! I HAVE FUCKING PISS ALL OVER ME!
  • Egoraptor fights Psycho Mantis:
    Psycho Mantis: So, you like to play Castlevania!
    Egoraptor: Whoa, wha? Whoa j- WHAT!?
  • Gray Fox's voice.
    Gray Fox: Yo yo yo, b-boy Snake dawg G.
    Snake: What.
    Gray Fox: Yeah yeah aight, listen up. Launch a motherfuckin' missle to blat blat dat power-majigger, dawg, ye motherfucker.
    Snake: GOD HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER GOD.
    Gray Fox: Ye ye, aight... just call me... Deepthroat.
    Snake: Gross.
  • "HEY, WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS, SUPER BITCH, I DON'T KNOW!"
  • "Ok, I'm gonna say a lotta of shit and explain like, a million things that don't make any sense, so you may wanna skip this part or something"

Awesome Center
  • There are deep lacerations in the sternum.....WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!
    • UHWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
    • THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS OUT OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOUR ZAPPY-GUN TO STOP THEM!
  • Dr... my sister has cancer.
    • *angry face*
      • ZOMBIE CANCER!
  • Here, let me assist you, doctor.
    • :O
  • Doctor we need your help defusing this atom bomb.
    • ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!
    • OPEN THAT SHIT UP! [bomb turns into a light cycle field of all things]

Awesome Noire

Awesome Gaiden

Awesome Reach
  • The whole thing really but these are highlights:
  • In the ytp version, aptly titled, "GAYLO REACH" by cs188, the lines are fantastically sentenced mixed to say, "Dude, so, are you ready? For FUCKING?!". It leaves this troper in stitches every time.

Pokeawesome: Just a Pokemon Battle

Link to the Awesome
  • Link attempting to bring his uncle back to life by shoving the fairy down his throat.
  • I want to put my wiener in that! I got to know! Is she related to me!?
    Zelda: Link, come save me.
    Link: SHUT UP, ZELDA!!!

Poke Awesome 2: Getting A Gym Badge
  • "Deafeated now, BITCH?!"
  • Oh, no my fridge! It has milk and eggs in it!
  • Ooniiiiiixx!

Other
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Saints Row 3 in a nutshell.
  • The entirety of the PSP Squirrels video.
    Squirrel #1: Hey man! Whaddaya doin'?
    Squirrel #2: I'm playin' nut!
    Squirrel #1: Why won't you come outside?
    <cut to two Sony employees watching the commercial on TV>
    Executive: Larry, what the fuck is this shit?
    Larry: Well it's, uh, it's an advertisement campaign we tried to come up with to, uh, appeal to the youthful spirit of America!
    <cut to the commercial again>
    Squirrel: HEY! You can play nut... OUTSIIIIIDE? WUUUUUUUUUUT!?
    "PSP. It's a peice of shit nut, you can play... outside."
    <cut to Sony>
    Executive: What the fuck was that!? That was the stupidest fu- I'm gonna stab you! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU!
    Larry: OH GOD! OH GOD! WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?
    Executive: Because, Larry! Because just for such an occasion! Just for such an occasion, where you fucking make the stupidest commercial in the world! And I'm like... YOU BITCH! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US ALL GO BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAAHHH~! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
    Larry: OH GOD DON'T KILL ME!
    Executive: I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET!!
    Larry: WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR POCKET!?
    Executive: BECAUSE- AAAAAAAAHHHH!! BOOM-BOOM!
    Larry: OH GOD! Oh you shot me two times!
    Executive: Oh god, I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THIS GODDAMNED COMMERCIAL!
    Larry: It already went out!
    Executive: IT ALREADY WENT—WHAT?!? <panting> WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? You already sent this out to TVs, EVERYWHERE, so Sony will go ban—MY FAMILY! I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    "PSP. I have a family to feed."