[[AC:[[KnucklesChaotix Awesome Chaotix]]]]
* Why the fuck am I connected TO THE BEE, JESUS!
** Are you a bee, ''seriously?''
* ''Word'' UP, fags!
* (choosing his partner) OK, let's see here. Uuuuuum...(has claw over Bee) Fuck. No. (Bee starts crying)

[[AC:[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Awesome Man]]]]
* "Take about five dozen eggs, start puttin' them in a bowl, mix the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] out of 'em, and what do you get? PENIS!"

[[AC: [[GearsOfWar Gears of Awesome]]]]
* '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis WHERE'S M]][[FollowTheBouncingBall Y WIFE?!?!]]'''
* CHOO CHOO! All aboard da Cole Train, baby!

[[AC: [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Awesome]]]]
* Oh my God hotness I wanna bang you!
* Shit. I killed a dog by sweating.
* The safety's on! *twists gun into a balloon animal, eats gun*
** "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SHOOT!" "You fucking ATE MY GUN."

[[AC: [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Awesome 2]]]]
* OKAY, I guess I'll use my cigarettes I hid in my '''STOMACH!!''' AWESOME!
* CRYPTIC METAPHOR!
** [[GuideDangIt Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?]]
** "The raven on my head thirsts for his blood!" "DAAAAMN RIGHT, NIGGA! MMM MMM!"
* "This is like one of my Japanese animes!"
** "[[UnstoppableRage AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT?]] I'M TALKING ABOUT PISS! AND SHIT! AND YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT SOME STUPID JAPANESE SHIT I DON'T GIVE A '''FUCK''' ABOUT!"
*** (starts sobbing)
**** -_-
* This:
-->'''Mantis''': You're supposed to hit her!
-->'''Snake''': Damn right I'm gonna hit that!
-->'''Mantis''': Goddammit! ''(knocks Meryl out)''
-->'''Snake''': Ah, what the fuck! Asshole!
* "[[TemptingFate Oh gee whiz I hope a tank doesn't totally come at out of nowhere and own me!]]" ''(gets shot by a tank)''. "You know, seriously! I'm getting a little FUCKING PISSED OFF!"
** And right before that:
--->(Snake gets blown up by bombs)
---> '''Egoraptor''': What the fuck?! No one told me there were bombs there!
---> '''Meryl''': Hey, Snake, there are bombs there.
---> '''Snake''': AW, THANKS, BITCH.
*** And the one before that:
---->(Snake gets sliced by laser grid)
----> '''Egoraptor''': What the fuck?! No one told me there were lasers there!
----> '''Meryl''': Hey, Snake, there are lasers there.
----> '''Snake''': (now a pile of mush) Grlbrlbrlbrlblrblrlrl!
* This:
-->'''Snake:''' "WHOAJESUSCHRISTYOU'RESOFUCKINGHOT!!!"
-->'''Jesus:''' "Thanks, brah."
* [[UrineTrouble The part with the urine.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice The entire part.]]
-->'''Gray Fox''': AW SHIT DAWG! THIS IS DISGUSTING! OH MY GOD, THIS IS DISGUSTING AS HELL!
-->'''Snake''': Hey guys, what's goin o- OH JESUS ''CHRIST!''
-->'''[[BrickJoke Jesus Christ]]''': Hey man, you called- OH GOD! ''OH GOD''!
-->'''God''': Hey guys wha- OH JEEZ! AW, THERE'S PISS EVERYWHERE! WHY'D I EVEN INVENT PISS IT'S SO GROSS!
-->'''Gray Fox''': YO! STOP PISSIN' DAWG!
-->'''Otacon''': Ok. :(
** GOD! I HAVE FUCKING PISS ALL OVER ME!
* Egoraptor fights Psycho Mantis:
--> '''Psycho Mantis''': So, you like to play Castlevania!
--> '''Egoraptor''': Whoa, wha? Whoa j- WHAT!?
* Gray Fox's [[JiveTurkey voice]].
-->'''Gray Fox:''' Yo yo yo, b-boy Snake dawg G.
-->'''Snake:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
-->'''Gray Fox:''' Yeah yeah aight, listen up. Launch a motherfuckin' missle to blat blat dat power-majigger, dawg, ye motherfucker.
-->'''Snake:''' GOD HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER GOD.
-->'''Gray Fox:''' Ye ye, aight... just call me... [[AccidentalInnuendo Deepthroat.]]
-->'''Snake:''' [[LampshadeHanging Gross.]]
* "HEY, WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS, SUPER BITCH, I DON'T KNOW!"
* "Ok, I'm gonna [[{{Infodump}} say a lotta of shit and explain like, a million things]] [[TechnoBabble that don't make any sense]], so you may wanna skip this part or something"


[[AC: [[Videogame/TraumaCenter Awesome Center]]]]
* There are deep lacerations in the sternum.....WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!
** UHWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
** THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS OUT OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! ''USE YOUR ZAPPY-GUN TO STOP THEM!''
* Dr... my sister has cancer.
** *angry face*
*** ZOMBIE CANCER!
* Here, let me assist you, doctor.
** :O
* Doctor we need your help defusing this atom bomb.
** ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!
** OPEN THAT SHIT UP! [bomb turns into a ''[[Film/{{Tron}} light cycle field]]'' of all things]

[[AC: [[LANoire Awesome Noire]]]]
* ...god these-FUCKIN' LIPS!
* [[UnstoppableRage I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DOUBLE CHIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL KILL YOU!]]

[[AC: [[NinjaGaiden Awesome Gaiden]]]]
*
-->'''Ninja:''' [[BuxomIsBetter HEY! There's a ninja with huge boobs over there...]]\\
'''Ayane:''' Hi.\\
'''Player:''' Uh.... Cooo''o[=oO=]OO'''''''OOOL?!?!'''''\\
'''Ninja:''' IT ''WOULD'' BE IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SO HARD!!
*
-->'''Ninja:''' [[NintendoHard OH YOU THINK THAT'S HARD? I'M JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL, THERE'S THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE!]]\\
(camera switches to an ''army'' of buff ninjas)\\
'''Buff Ninja:''' Whaaat's up.\\
'''Player:''' OGOD HELP ME!\\
'''Ninja:''' GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!
*
-->'''Strategy Guide:''' HEY YOU BITCH! I'M THE STRATEGY GUIDE! [[BadassBoast YOU CAN'T MESS WITH ME!]]
-->'''Player:''' Thank god you're here!
-->'''Strategy Guide:''' Don't worry pal, I'll sa-*gets stabbed by the ninja, who turns to the player and gives him a DeathGlare
-->'''Player:''' ''[[OhCrap Oh god]]''.


[[AC: [[VideoGame/HaloReach Awesome Reach]]]]
* The whole thing really but these are highlights:
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Ready. Doesn't. Even. FUCKING. DESCRIBE IIIIIT!"]] The face he makes is ... both horrifying and hilarious.
** He bites the other guy's dick.....
** Then they crush the game and snort it ...... 0.o
* In the ytp version, aptly titled, "GAYLO REACH" by cs188, the lines are fantastically sentenced mixed to say, "Dude, so, are you ready? For FUCKING?!". It leaves this troper in stitches every time.

[[AC: [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pokeawesome: Just a Pokemon Battle]]]]
* Arguably, the entire thing was one long FunnyMoment.
* [[MinorInjuryOverreaction Pikachu's entire speech after getting his knee injury]]
--> ''[[SirSwearsALot Oh, God! My fucking knee! That's me knee! Dammit! Shhhiit! Aaaaaawww, man!]]''
** [[WhatTheHellHero "WHY DON'T YOU EVOLVE ME YOU ASSHOLE?! You want me to LOSE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"]]
** [[WhatTheHellHero "WE DO IT FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!"]]
** [[LameComeback "Stupid evolved prick! What do you even do?! You're just a plant-...Shut up, man!]]
* [[DullSurprise "Oh no! Venusaur!]] Counter attack with [[ShrugOfGod whatever you feel like, man!]]
* Pikachu goes through the very finest of DerangedAnimation after his WaterfallPuke.
** "[[LargeHam All you feed me is poffins! I NEED NOURISHMENT]]!!"

[[AC: [[TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Link to the Awesome]]]]
* Link attempting to bring his uncle back to life by shoving the fairy down his throat.
* [[AllMenArePerverts I want to put my wiener in that!]] ''I got to know!'' Is she related to me!?
--> '''Zelda:''' ''Link, come save me.''
--> '''Link:''' ''SHUT UP, ZELDA!!!''

[[AC: PokeAwesome2: Getting A Gym Badge]]
* "Deafeated now, BITCH?!"
* Oh, no my fridge! It has milk and eggs in it!
* [[PokemonSpeak Ooniiiiiixx!]]

[[AC: Other]]
* Ladies and gentlemen, SaintsRow 3 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0C59h1nlwg&feature=relmfu in a nutshell.]]
* The entirety of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a10vdAZPxqU PSP Squirrels video]].
--> '''Squirrel #1''': Hey man! Whaddaya doin'?
--> '''Squirrel #2''': I'm playin' nut!
--> '''Squirrel #1''': Why won't you come outside?
--> ''''
--> '''Executive''': Larry, what the fuck is this shit?
--> '''Larry''': Well it's, uh, it's an advertisement campaign we tried to come up with to, uh, appeal to the youthful spirit of America!
--> ''''
--> '''Squirrel''': HEY! You can play nut... OUTSIIIIIDE? WUUUUUUUUUUT!?
-->--'''"PSP. It's a [[strike:peice of shit]] nut, you can play... outside."'''
--> ''''
--> '''Executive''': What the fuck was that!? That was the stupidest fu- ''I'm gonna stab you''! '''I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU'''!
--> '''Larry''': OH GOD! OH GOD! WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?
--> '''Executive''': Because, Larry! Because just for such an occasion! ''Just for such an occasion'', where you fucking make the ''stupidest'' commercial in the world! And I'm like... '''YOU BITCH'''! '''''YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE'''''!! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US ALL GO BANKRUPT! ''YOU MOTHERFUCKER''! I DON'T WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAAHHH~! ''I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY''! '''I'M GONNA KILL YOU'''!
--> '''Larry''': OH GOD DON'T KILL ME!
--> '''Executive''': ''I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET''!!
--> '''Larry''': WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR POCKET!?
--> '''Executive''': BECAUSE- ''AAAAAAAAHHHH''!! BOOM-BOOM!
--> '''Larry''': '''OH GOD'''! Oh you shot me two times!
--> '''Executive''': Oh god, I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! '''I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES'''!! ''YOU MOTHERFUCKER''! '''YOU MOTHERFUCKER'''!!! I'M GOING TO ''FUCKING KILL YOU'', IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THIS GODDAMNED COMMERCIAL!
--> '''Larry''': It already went out!
--> '''Executive''': IT ALREADY WENT--'''WHAT'''?!? '' WHAAAAAAAAAT''?!? You already sent this out to [=TVs=], ''EVERYWHERE'', so Sony will go ban--'''MY FAMILY'''! ''I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED''! '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'''''!!!!
-->--'''"PSP. I have a family to feed."'''