Animal House. "Assume the Position!""Thank you, sir! May I have another?" Made it even funnier when you see whoplays the guy getting spanked.
On the DVD, Bacon tells of how, during the film's premiere, he didn't get to sit with the rest of the cast and crew because the ushers didn't believe he was in the movie. Talk about being a Butt Monkey all throughout...
The food fight scene. Full stop.
The whole cafeteria scene of Bluto tasting every dish the cafeteria has on display. You will never see a funnier Jell-O eating scene in your life...
Almost anything Dean Wormer says.
"It's about time someone put their foot down, and that foot... is me."
"Put a sock in it boy, or else you'll be out of here like shit through a goose."
Dean Wormer's desire to see Delta House kicked off campus forever:
Dean Wormer: I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. (dramatic pause) Every spring, the toilets... explode.
Bluto, did you just chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels?
I gave my love... a cherry... that had no stone... Cue guitar smash.
During the Misfit Mobilization Moment when the Deltas are transforming Fred's car into the Death Tank, Bluto measures the front window's width and length carefully with a tape measure... before he picks up a hammer and starts smashing it in.